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  1. jack_russels.
    HES ALIVE HES ALIVE THE ALIENS HAVE LET HIM GO
  2. jack_russels.
    welldone
  3. jack_russels.
    what no music summik is up lol
  4. jack_russels.
    cheers guys
  5. jack_russels.
    lord b whos he lol
  6. jack_russels.
    happy birthday to me lol
  7. jack_russels.
    shame ditch thought he had been abducted but atleast hes ok .....thats the main thing
  8. jack_russels.
    he must of defo went to poland for his giro lol
  9. jack_russels.
    i wonder i wonder
  10. jack_russels.
    ss where have you gone is it true have they got you or have you gone back to poland ......................
  11. jack_russels.
    tell him welldone kay and goodluck for the future
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    S.A.S

    jack_russels. posted a topic in General Talk

    Three guys, one Navy, one Army and one Royal Marine are taking the test to join the SAS. They have all passed the mental and physical sectinos and are down to the final interview. Guy from the Navy walks in to be confronted by the SAS Head Shed who gives him a gun and says, "There are 6 bullets in that, your wife is upstairs, go up and kill her". The guy disappears but comes back 2 minutes later to say, "Sorry I really want to be in the SAS but she's my wife and I love her" "Sorry" says Head Shed,"But if you can't take orders, we don't want you" Guy from Army walks in
  14. jack_russels.
    A man is walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP.. BUMP... behind him Walking faster he looks back and can make out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him ...BUMP, it goes.. ...BUMP.. ...BUMP.. Terrified, the man begins to run towards his house, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him.. Faster.. FASTER.. BUMP.. BUMP.. BUMP! He runs up to the door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.. However, the coffin crashes th
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    naked

    jack_russels. posted a topic in General Talk

    A man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window. The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, socks, etc. and chucks them out. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it all out onto the motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her. He looses control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at the side. Unfortunately, the air-bag doesn't go off on his side, and he finds himself wedged in under the steering wh
  16. jack_russels.
    A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other. He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along. So she consented. They got married and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more
  17. jack_russels.
    irish lurcher lol you must be( im not blaming staffy) he is the one who has been ripped
  18. jack_russels.
    get it [bANNED TEXT] ask staffy i have pmd him so ask him what i said so as far as being for reall get a grip as i said its not on what noddy did and he aint a real mate just saying keep chid out of it he aint noddy
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    i can honestly say CHID IS NOT NODDY considering i no both yes its wrong what noddy has done but dont take it out on chid he doesnt want to be involved so leave him out ........ staffy its a shame for a young lad like you to lose out as you will now no never trust a person you dont no ......and as for this post threats abuse and nonsence ...normally for this kind of talk the post would of been closed so why is it still open no wonder we are losing members ..............as said before it was wrong of noddy and goodluck staffy in the future and never trust a man over the net
  20. jack_russels.
    nice dev like the look of tim
  21. jack_russels.
    welldone young sounder
  22. jack_russels.
    good pic tracey is that your son who beets you at pigeon racing lol
  23. jack_russels.
    some great pics there guess all our kids take after us lol
  24. jack_russels.
    have you any pics of this dog please really intrested
  25. jack_russels.
    where you from mateand you got any pics cheers jr
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