ZEUS THE GREEK GOD IS FLYING OVER ANCIENT GREECE WHEN HE SEES A GORGOUS WOMEN NAKED WASHING HERSELF .. HE MADE LOVE TO HER THEN STROKED HER HAIR ... IN 9 MONTH YOU WILL HAVE A CHILD YOU WILL CALL HIM HURCULES SHE DRESSED HERSELF SMILED ELEGANTLY AND REPLYED .. IN 9 DAYS YOU WILL HAVE A RASH ITS CALLED HERPIES........NOW FCUKOFF..........
THREE LADS IN A LAP DANCING CLUB WERE WATCHING A BUXOM BLONDE GRYATING ON THE POLE THE NEWCASTLE LAD STUCK £20 ON HER LEFT BUTTOCK NOT TO BE OUTDONE THE SHIELDS LAD STUCK £30 ON HER RIGHT BUTTOCKTHE JARRA LAD SWIPED HIS VISA DOWN THE CRACK OF HER ARSE AND TOOK TH £50 CASH BACK .............