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  1. johnc.

    A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol. Gardai say it's definitely race related.

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      LMFAO!!!

  2. johnc.

    If a woman ever pulls a knife on you, Pull out some bread and butter. Her woman instincts will kick in and she will make u a sandwich!

    1. BOLSTER

      BOLSTER

      Hahahahahahahahah

       

  3. johnc.

    My Doctor says the key to a healthy brain is mental exercise. Every morning I do some star jumps with a guinea pig taped to my nut sack.

  4. johnc.

    I'm addicted to wanking over leaflets. When I went into rehab, I got off to a flyer.

    1. just jack

      just jack

      haha

  5. johnc.

    I've got a life changing appointment at the bank in 20 minutes, I'm so nervous, I can hardly get this stocking over my head!!

  6. johnc.

    I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She told me that I have to stop wanking. I asked, "Why?" She replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you.

  7. johnc.

    I have tried every kebab shop in town and they all give me a sore head the morning after. Wtf?

    1. GrCh

      GrCh

      lol

    2. addicted

      addicted

      Stop using wiskey sauce!

  8. johnc.

    apparently do whatever the f**k you want,doesn't mean what i thought.

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      When you tell her, and she says "That's fine", then you're really fcuked lol

    2. ferretess

      ferretess

      and do what ever you want means you dare :)

       

    3. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      I like that one the best, catch the tiger by the tail and enjoy the ride lol

  9. johnc.

    its f****n brass monkey's brrr

    1. nothernlite

      nothernlite

      put somes clothes on

  10. johnc.

    Battery charger lighting up,so power is going in but not going out. Any ideas whats wrong?

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    2. dvdskv

      dvdskv

      try the fuses on the charger

    3. johnc.

      johnc.

      none that i can see,when i opened it dvdskv.Thanks anyway.

       

    4. dvdskv

      dvdskv

      mines got them on the front.One went last week,went to motor parts and got one for 20p,good luck anyway

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