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  1. I never thought it would happen with me and the girl from Clapham.

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Out on the windy common, thhat night I ain't forgotten.

      As she dealt out the rations, with some or other passions,

      I said "You are a lady".  "Perhaps" she said "I may be".

    2. ChrisJones

      ChrisJones

      We moved into a basement with thoughts of our engagement

    3. villaman
  2. As I went home on Monday night, as drunk as drunk could be...

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    2. Chid
    3. walshie

      walshie

      So I called my wife and I said to her "Would you kindly tell to me..."

    4. gwalchmai4110

      gwalchmai4110

      "who owns that horse outside the door, where my own horse should be "

  3. We passed upon the stair. We spoke of was and when.

    1. ginger beard

      ginger beard

      although i wasn't there he said i was his friend.????

    2. dytkos

      dytkos

      Which came as no suprise i gazed into his eyes

  4. Now I've got a cousin called Kevin.

    1. ginger beard

      ginger beard

      what i like to do he doesn't

    2. roybo

      roybo

      He's sure to go to heaven

       

  5. Travelling in a fried-out Kombi

    1. Gilbey

      Gilbey

      On a hippie trail, head full of zombie

    2. stoggy

      stoggy

      I met a strange lady she made me nervous.

    3. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      She took me in and gave me breakfast....and she said

  6. Son, she said. Have I got a little story for you.

    1. ginger beard

      ginger beard

      i know most of your songs but no idea on this one.

    2. walshie

      walshie

      What you thought was your daddy was nothin' but a...

    3. ginger beard

      ginger beard

      mod on the hunting life called walshie.?

  7. The distant echo of faraway voices boarding faraway trains.

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    2. ginger beard

      ginger beard

      and i'm down in a tube station at midnight o wo o woooooo. i first felt a fist

    3. dytkos

      dytkos

      And then a kick, I could now smell their breath

    4. ginger beard

      ginger beard

      they smelt of pubs and wormwood scrubs and to many right wing meetings

  8. Well my pad is very messy and there's whiskers on my chin.

    1. The Seeker

      The Seeker

      And I'm all hung up on music and I always play to win

    2. jok

      jok

      I ain't got no time for loving cause my time is all used up just to sit around creating all that groovy kind of stuff.

    3. jok

      jok

      But, I'm a man, yes I am, yes I am.

  9. I've looked under chairs. I've looked under tables.

    1. king

      king

      You lost a quid

    2. stoggy

      stoggy

      I`ve tried to find the key to fifty million fables.

  10. I live in an apartment on the 99th floor of my block.

    1. desertbred

      desertbred

      All though it has only 98 floors

    2. stoggy

      stoggy

      And I sit at home looking out the window

      Imagining the world has stopped

    3. walshie

      walshie

      Then in flies a guy who's all dressed up like a Union Jack

  11. Didn't know what time it was. The lights were low -oh-oh.

    1. stoggy

      stoggy

      I leaned back on my radio.

  12. Maybe I'm foolish. Maybe I'm blind.

    1. peterhunter86

      peterhunter86

      I'm only human after all

    2. scothunter

      scothunter

      But never mind you're also kind

  13. She ain't exactly pretty. She ain't exactly small.

  14. Mama take this badge from me.

    1. dazbrowne 13

      dazbrowne 13

      I can't use it anymore

    2. bird

      bird

      knock knocking on

  15. You got a great car...

    1. air gun ant

      air gun ant

      yeah, whats wrong with you today?

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      I used to have one,too....

  16. Watching the people get lairy.

    1. dytkos

      dytkos

      Nothing quite like it I tellye

       

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      It's notmverympretty, I tell thee.....!

  17. She's got a smile it seems to me.

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    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      When everything was as clear as the bright blue sky (?)

    3. Magwitch

      Magwitch

      Roxanne you don't have to put on the red light.....

    4. stoggy

      stoggy

      Now and then when i see her face.

  18. Now holidays come and then they go.

    1. Paulnix

      Paulnix

      It's nothing new today.

    2. dazbrowne 13

      dazbrowne 13

      Collect another memory

  19. There's a man outside. In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette.

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    2. walshie

      walshie

      You hum it son. I'll play it.

    3. dytkos

      dytkos

      Thats the second line that you put, no wonder I couldnt get it ffs

       

    4. walshie

      walshie

      Soz. I'll try to make it easier for you next time.

  20. It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished 'em well.

    1. dytkos
    2. just-A-snap

      just-A-snap

      You could see that Pierre did truly love the Mademoiselle

  21. There must be some kind of way outta here.

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    2. dytkos

      dytkos

      I cant get no relief

    3. bird

      bird

      brill song , thats it now in me head all night now lol

    4. dytkos

      dytkos

      On the perfume ad on telly

  22. There is nothing I need except the function to breathe...

    1. Bosun11

      Bosun11

      But i'm not really fussed

  23. Hook me up a new revolution. Cos this one is a lie..

    1. dazbrowne 13

      dazbrowne 13

      We sat around laughing watching the last one die

    2. trappa
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