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Status Updates posted by walshie

  1. I never thought it would happen with me and the girl from Clapham.

    1. Blackbriar


      Out on the windy common, thhat night I ain't forgotten.

      As she dealt out the rations, with some or other passions,

      I said "You are a lady".  "Perhaps" she said "I may be".

    2. ChrisJones


      We moved into a basement with thoughts of our engagement

    3. villaman
  2. As I went home on Monday night, as drunk as drunk could be...

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    2. Chid
    3. walshie


      So I called my wife and I said to her "Would you kindly tell to me..."

    4. gwalchmai4110


      "who owns that horse outside the door, where my own horse should be "

  3. We passed upon the stair. We spoke of was and when.

    1. ginger beard

      ginger beard

      although i wasn't there he said i was his friend.????

    2. dytkos


      Which came as no suprise i gazed into his eyes

  4. Now I've got a cousin called Kevin.

    1. ginger beard

      ginger beard

      what i like to do he doesn't

    2. roybo


      He's sure to go to heaven


  5. Travelling in a fried-out Kombi

    1. Gilbey


      On a hippie trail, head full of zombie

    2. stoggy


      I met a strange lady she made me nervous.

    3. Blackbriar


      She took me in and gave me breakfast....and she said

  6. Son, she said. Have I got a little story for you.

    1. ginger beard

      ginger beard

      i know most of your songs but no idea on this one.

    2. walshie


      What you thought was your daddy was nothin' but a...

    3. ginger beard

      ginger beard

      mod on the hunting life called walshie.?

  7. The distant echo of faraway voices boarding faraway trains.

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    2. ginger beard

      ginger beard

      and i'm down in a tube station at midnight o wo o woooooo. i first felt a fist

    3. dytkos


      And then a kick, I could now smell their breath

    4. ginger beard

      ginger beard

      they smelt of pubs and wormwood scrubs and to many right wing meetings

  8. Well my pad is very messy and there's whiskers on my chin.

    1. The Seeker

      The Seeker

      And I'm all hung up on music and I always play to win

    2. jok


      I ain't got no time for loving cause my time is all used up just to sit around creating all that groovy kind of stuff.

    3. jok


      But, I'm a man, yes I am, yes I am.

  9. I've looked under chairs. I've looked under tables.

    1. king


      You lost a quid

    2. stoggy


      I`ve tried to find the key to fifty million fables.

  10. I live in an apartment on the 99th floor of my block.

    1. desertbred


      All though it has only 98 floors

    2. stoggy


      And I sit at home looking out the window

      Imagining the world has stopped

    3. walshie


      Then in flies a guy who's all dressed up like a Union Jack

  11. Didn't know what time it was. The lights were low -oh-oh.

    1. stoggy


      I leaned back on my radio.

  12. Maybe I'm foolish. Maybe I'm blind.

    1. peterhunter86


      I'm only human after all

    2. scothunter


      But never mind you're also kind

  13. She ain't exactly pretty. She ain't exactly small.

  14. Mama take this badge from me.

    1. dazbrowne 13

      dazbrowne 13

      I can't use it anymore

    2. bird


      knock knocking on

  15. You got a great car...

    1. air gun ant

      air gun ant

      yeah, whats wrong with you today?

    2. Blackbriar


      I used to have one,too....

  16. Watching the people get lairy.

    1. dytkos


      Nothing quite like it I tellye


    2. Blackbriar


      It's notmverympretty, I tell thee.....!

  17. She's got a smile it seems to me.

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    2. Blackbriar


      When everything was as clear as the bright blue sky (?)

    3. Magwitch


      Roxanne you don't have to put on the red light.....

    4. stoggy


      Now and then when i see her face.

  18. Now holidays come and then they go.

    1. Paulnix


      It's nothing new today.

    2. dazbrowne 13

      dazbrowne 13

      Collect another memory

  19. There's a man outside. In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette.

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    2. walshie


      You hum it son. I'll play it.

    3. dytkos


      Thats the second line that you put, no wonder I couldnt get it ffs


    4. walshie


      Soz. I'll try to make it easier for you next time.

  20. It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished 'em well.

    1. dytkos
    2. just-A-snap


      You could see that Pierre did truly love the Mademoiselle

  21. There must be some kind of way outta here.

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    2. dytkos


      I cant get no relief

    3. bird


      brill song , thats it now in me head all night now lol

    4. dytkos


      On the perfume ad on telly

  22. There is nothing I need except the function to breathe...

    1. Bosun11


      But i'm not really fussed

  23. Hook me up a new revolution. Cos this one is a lie..

    1. dazbrowne 13

      dazbrowne 13

      We sat around laughing watching the last one die

    2. trappa