Most informative member = Optimus (also easiest to read with big, bold letters for us older members) .
Most Scottish = Labtastic, FTB, Foxgun Tom or any other Jocks on here.
Dummy chucker defo RFYL
Pointless thread = Christian 71, (also shitiest avatar pic)
Most helpful = Johnny Boy 68 (if you need a pertinent google image)
Shit stirrer = Perm any 100 from 20 odd thousand but usually Baw
Secret wannabee on here all the time but cant = Stewie, Mark Brick, Pants Dropper (sorry Fencehopper)
Bullshit talker of the year = Perm any 1,000 from 20,000 but usually someo