Mr Cameron, I need help with my leccy bill. Can I get it paid from that £60mil you have set aside..... But mam, that's for underprivileged.... Yes yes, they'll understand.... But mam, there are pensioners can't afford heating, family's can't afford food, your subjects are dying.... Yes yes I know that but my subjects are loyal, they won't mind if they're gran dies as long as I'm kept in the luxury I'm entitled too...... Wilf and malt..... Here here, give her the money, it's only chicken feed, we speak for everyone.....