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martyn2233

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  1. Put a bet on lad it’s only money shit even me mc hull have one between us for a laugh
  2. Fuming vegan family send neighbours scathing note over back garden BBQ - Daily Record WWW.DAILYRECORD.CO.UK After the family took no notice of the first letter, the vegan family were forced to send a "last warning" after...
  3. What you going to do when/if fury don’t win still talk shite about been the god he ain’t
  4. I CAME OUT OF THE CHIP SHOP WITH A MEAT AND POTATO PIE, LARGE CHIPS, MUSHY PEAS & A JUMBO SAUSAGE. A POOR HOMELESS MAN SITTING THERE SAID "I'VE NOT EATEN FOR TWO DAYS." I TOLD HIM "I WISH I HAD YOUR WILL POWER.."
  5. Welcome to goole and notes only mate or it’s me in hull to pay you the notes instead. all good fun mate anyway 1 of us are going to be better off
  6. I met a girl at the pub one night when I was much younger and I said to her "I'm gonna make love to you in my lounge, bedroom, kitchen, and the hallway." She said, "It's nice to pull a bloke with your kind of stamina!" She was gutted when I took her back to my caravan!
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