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toffee

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  1. I took my dog to the dole office to see what he was entitled to.The bloke behind the counter said, "You idiot,we don't give benefits to dogs." I argued, "Why not?He's brown,he stinks,he's never worked a f*****g day in his life,& he can't speak a f*****g word of English." The man replied, "His first payment will be Monday."

  2. Women are snakes with t!ts!!!!!

  3. This place reassures me to keep your self to your self

    1. toffee

      toffee

      same here dont talk to me... ha

  4. Off out for a mooch about tonight, freezer could do with filling again!!!

  5. well its official,my 12 month old s.b.g is best dog ive had!!!

    1. toffee

      toffee

      excellent mate there defo a great breed.

  6. JUST KEEP SWIMMING JUST KEEP SWIMMING

    1. toffee

      toffee

      thats what a thought mate a had her den covered an sh was not for leaving so a let her be, cheers mate

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  7. pissing down with rain 30 mph winds and this fick c**t is goin running ffs y crnt a b in bed

    1. toffee

      toffee

      no bad for weather up hear, will be lamping tonight.

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