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  1. micky

    APOLOGY DUE

    If it wasn't for the DHSS Your gaff would be empty, what is the Food Banks dishing out today owt good ???
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    I have had me little Nap WHO'S FIRST ??
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    Why would they ? I am not some Turd from a shit hole Colony like Canada my Knuckles are perfect so behave yourself or we shall give it to the French , the true Canadians.
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    Glam Rock Days, used to wow the Ladies that outfit .
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    Pull yer Crown down and cover yer Arse with it ……...Try to keep yer Brains in yer head ! there no good splattered all over the floor you will end up like ELDIMMO.???
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    Sorry sunshine I will put some pictures up of Hammers , you like them don't you . and may I remind you this is General Talk and its a wet day so here I am . As for Painting and Lint Trays ……. I am not a Minion ! now be a good little DHSS boy and I will put a picture of a bunny Rabbit up, There yer go a bunny and a Bow Wow
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    I had a message from a respected member off this Forum who uses the name Mud , for some unknown reason he spelt my name wrong and called me F**K W**K instead of Micky, a simple spelling mistake that anyone could make how ever the gist of the matter was that I gave him some advice on keeping his DUNCES CAP on , tongue in cheek I told him either to nail it on or use glue or to use a combination of both , he has now replied [ somewhat irately ] that he thinks he is dying from Loss of Blood and his Left Hand is stuck too his Ear , he then went on to tell me about his Mental and Physical
  8. FAECES MATE , I CANNOT SEE WHAT THAT IS ??
  9. DEFFO OF BED NOW , HOPE YOU CAN ALL DO BETTER NEXT TIME BUT I DOUBT IT , SAW PIKE LURKING EARLIER BUT HES LEARNT HIS LESSON AND KEPT OUT OF IT , MIDDLE AGED PEOPLE NEED THIER REST .
  10. ALL I COULD AFFORD ANY WAY THATS WHAT MY MAN WANTED , SHRUBBERY AND ALL THAT I KNOW THAT SUNSHINE …. DO YOU STILL STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE ???
  11. TIE IT TO YOUR DUNCES CAP AND …… DIVE
  12. £230 GREENWORKS CORDLESS 40 V THREE BATTERIES , I GOT A DEAL BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE THE RIGHT CARD YOU CAN , GOLD COLOURED , THEY SORT OF DISSMIS THE SCUM FROM THE HAGGLING .
  13. YOUR RIGHT ! I CAN MAKE MYSELF LOOK A CNUT BUT I HAVE PRACTISED HARD TO GET THERE ……… BUT YOU MY FRIEND ARE A NATURAL ………….NIGHT NIGHT .
  14. B??????ACK AT YER …. ROLFE
  15. WHY DOE'S IT NEED ANOTHER ITS GOT YOU ……….. YOU JUST CARRY ON STANDING OUTSIDE OF SCHOOLS WITH YOUR BAG OF SWEETS FIXED TO YOUR WINKY BY A JUBILEE CLIP SHOUTING …. WHO WANTS A SWEETIE …… YOU SICK DWARF
  16. CANNOT HELP WHAT I AM , ...BUT I AM NOT A SPUNK MIXTURE FROM A BENGAZI LEPER BROTHEL
  17. OFF BED IN A MO YOUR BORING ME ………..ITS JUST TO EASY , YOU HAVE NO WIT , CLASS OR BRAINS ON THE PLUS SIDE YOU MAY HAVE MANY FARTHERS
  18. OFTEN …...MONDAYS IS A CERT
  19. I AM STILL NOT A LOT WISER COULD YOU PLEASE PUT IT IN A LETTER BUT DON'T LET YOUR MUMMY LICK THE STAMP ……. DON'T WANT NO SYPH SPIT IN OUR GAFF
  20. IAM SURE YOUR STATEMENT IS RIGHT , BUT WHO COULD BELIEVE ANYONE WHO'S MUMMY'S NICK NAME IS MAGGOT FANNY
  21. IS THAT ALL YA GOT ….. CRACKERS CREW SPANKED AGAIN ……… NIP ROUND EL DOPOE'S HOUSE AND SLING A BUCKET OF PENICILLIN ON IS MA ….MAKE SURE YOU GET ALL THE STICKY BITS
  22. NO I DON.T RECALL WRITING THAT AND I AM PRETTY SURE SHES NOT THAT FCKING NICE
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