poacherjim
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COME ON WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS
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NO!!!! :wacko: I THINK ITS PAKI OR SOME NEW LANGUAGE
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DOGS BACK BRILLIANT NEWS!! now get a pic of your sister up she must be a tasty piece if they will go to all this trouble for her, you never know someone on here might take her off your hands :clapper:
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its colder than a penguins minge = cold fower than a pond frog = ugly flatter than ghandis flip flop = flat lazier than a cuckoo = lazy lazier than a mexican donkey = lazy blacker than a blind cobblers thumb = black skens like a basket of whelks = cross eyed sweating like jacko in mother care = hot
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instead of sending them money why dont we send one of these
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well said maltenby. i'll press the button. NO VOLUNTEERS ALLOWED (BID FOR IT ) I BID 2 PORK CHOPS AND A POUND OF BACON
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[bANNED TEXT] A GUY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OR BREATH OR BREED F***K IT LETS JUST ARREST EM
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DIRTY THEIVIN SCUM BAGS!!!!( CATCH EM AND KICK EM TO DEATH )
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do your pass plus its the same as having 12 months no claims AND SLOW DOWN A SPEEDIN TICKET WILL BOUNCE YOUR PREMIUM UP
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these discs are not worth jack s**t to 99.9 % of the population as we wouldnt know what to do with them. unless they get into the wrong hands then the s**t will really hit the fan!!!
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SHE STOOD ON THE BRIDGE AT MIDNIGHT THROWING SNOWBALLS AT THE MOON SHE SAID SHE HAD NEVER HAD IT BUT SHE SPOKE TOO F*****G SOON SHE STOOD ON THE BRIDGE AT MIDNIGHT PICKING BLACKHEADS OFF HER CRUTCH SHE SAID SHE HAD NEVER HAD IT I SAID NOT F*****G MUCH
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that dont rhyme
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Pity the firework didnt hit you in the head..if brains where dynamite you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose.. =@ IT SOUNDS LIKE DOWN TOWN BAGHDAD HERE AT THE MOMENT
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Snoop i cant work out if your thick as f**k or just taking the piss as usual.As stated if you were travelling at ten miles an hour,then if you halve both numbers that makes ten mph (5 miles in 30 mins) now if you were on water well that would be nautical miles which changes everything. I await the punchline with baited breath iam thick as fook not smart reply for this one bill ....because i cant come up with one ...why ?????????? because iam thick as fook ... 10
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is it near the G SPOT if it is i cant find it !!
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i was always taught that if you are trespassing whether ratting,rabbiting foxing or anything if you are asked to leave then you LEAVE dont get abusive or threatening. i know they were only ratting but if they did threaten the land owner they deserve all they got ! RULE NO 1 BE POLITE IT COSTS NOWT !!! you can always call him a c**t when youve left but it dont cost a penny
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HOW CAN ANY ONE CALL THEM T***S!! i was talking to one today who said it is not all about MONEY some of these blokes have worked for royal mail for many years and have paid into their pensions. now the pensions are being frozen and they are basically being ripped off!! the guy i spoke to was looking to take early retirement at 55 and leave this immigrant infested shithole but now he will have to work until hes 65 as for the hours, they have always been on job and finish which to me seems a good idea, what would YOU prefer? your letters delivered early or sat in a lay bye just passing time away
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Had my eye on a piece of land that was full of rabbitts at the begining of the year. so at tea time today decided to go for a mooch climbed over the wall and within seconds the dog was on one, i thought this will do for me !! all my patience has been worthwile, she brought it back and it was in the early stages of mixy walked a bit further and got another, then another,but the further i walked the worse they became until finally they were at the no eyes stage and just stumbling about :sick: to say i was gutted was an understatement all freakin year ive waited then this happens there are no r
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hi all, my mate says hes heard of a good quality shotgun case that holds 2 guns but he cannot find the name, hes feeling a bit well off at the moment and feels like spoiling himself does anyone know of it? hes heard its expensive but its supposed to be the dogs!!any info will be appreciated
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hi all thanks for the advise, i pulled the skin as much as possible without causing too much stress, and realised that she must have left a lump of it on the thing she ran into as it is only half the size of the wound. on further inspection i noticed that it is only skin deep if you know what i mean no actual muscle damage it did not even bleed as much as i would have thought ! since the accident she has been her usual self no pain or distress at all i think it hurt me more than her. anyway i have left it uncovered and its drying up nicely i just keep bathing it to keep it clean. im not a tigh
