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  1. wilson is a fat bearded arrogant b*****d. met him first when he was fishing/filming with bob church at rutland water,i was a mere lad and the twat wouldnt give me his signature next,a few years later,i was in a pub/hotel in my home town,1/2 cut after a shandy(i couldnt handle it ) and noticed the fat arrogant b*****d in the corner so walked up to him and told him AND came away with a signed photograph binned it on the way home though!
  2. Yes dotty why not But the prize will be a night out with a mod all expenses paid? i will give simoman a rooting as i reckon he would make a good bitch going by the way he bites sometimes
  3. Thats all i wanted so had to pick and put over the obvious safety
  4. At school i run a cookery club with just me and 8 seven to eight year olds we bake cook use knifes ect . Its surprising what a child can do with a little bit of help and adult supervision . How else are they going to learn . My daughter is 12 and she can fully gut and skin a rabbit . give them a chance and children will surprise you a pumpkin had a very thick hard outer skin therefor a sharp knife would be needed.. can the adult help?? wish i knew how to upload a photo as id let my boys have a crack with daddys help Stop picking fault with the ideas and give it a go . You
  5. At school i run a cookery club with just me and 8 seven to eight year olds we bake cook use knifes ect . Its surprising what a child can do with a little bit of help and adult supervision . How else are they going to learn . My daughter is 12 and she can fully gut and skin a rabbit . give them a chance and children will surprise you a pumpkin had a very thick hard outer skin therefor a sharp knife would be needed.. can the adult help?? wish i knew how to upload a photo as id let my boys have a crack with daddys help
  6. under 12 year old,a pumpkin and a sharp knife
  7. never done it never would BUT................ not naming names- so and so has hardly any permition,finds a place holding,enters one,it finds then... feck it,let them all in,each get a scar then hey presto.... can also enter the terriers in the entered classes and all freshly marked up. chance of a red rossette
  8. come on Rey,you must have seen this and i wait for a reply to Buster
  9. As ive said,a fox in a pheasant pen to a gamekeeper is no difference to a pike in a stretch of a trout fishery.. totally no difference but gutting all the same.
  10. how wrong are you....... i think that more suits labspastic or topnonce TopNonce looks more like a cross between William Wallace and an SS trooper but with a hint of Noel Edmonds hahaha. did you mean a hint of gary glitter OR george michael he said you have a hint of fat fecker syndrome
  11. Not far off there....its actually a 6 man tent . you fecking 'LIAR'..... now your refering to you mummys panties
  12. how wrong are you....... i think that more suits labspastic or topnonce How f*****g dare you......... I've never even had a rustlers microwave burger touched a nerve Rab c nesbit springs to mind FFS have you got a web-cam set up........? Although i dont have the string vest type on, i like to go for the tight fitting lycra boob tube number....... ha ha ha...
  13. how wrong are you....... i think that more suits labspastic or topnonce How f*****g dare you......... I've never even had a rustlers microwave burger touched a nerve Rab c nesbit springs to mind
  14. how wrong are you....... i think that more suits labspastic or topnonce
  15. is it because all the yorkshireman talk,act,speak and spell like borat? very interesting simoman,come on clint,we await your reply!!
  16. exactly. a fox on a shoot is vermin and must be dealt with,as with a pike in a trout fishery to a river keeper. its a real shame.
  17. Fantastic but could you not of used that surname though
  18. as some of you know,i have permition to fish one of the finest trout rivers for pike in the country but dont as all pike must be removed no matter what the weight and 20lb plus fish are caught every year. i was speaking to the river keeper yesterday who took his boss down who had never caught pike before. walking the bank,he saw something beneath a over hang,the water is gin clear and at first it looked like a submerged root but looking a good pike holding feature he put a bait(eel section) in the area,left it a few seconds then gave it a twitch,"WHACK",the root hit it and hard so he handed
  19. tell your mother and sister,the fun stops now!
  20. like earth oi,piss off you two.
  21. i sent that back to you weeks ago ,i hope you were happy with the 18 inch rubber baton with adjustable heads i got that delivery, beat my husband with it regularly its the other delivery that i havent received 30euro down the drain. You mean you've been using it WITHOUT the lube? OUCH! Matt,its irish,no sense and absolutely no feeling saying that,ive heard scent gives a little yelp when on the the receiving end :kiss:
  22. was your father old? You send a fathers day card to ici your dad was a test tube he was a wanker! funny you say that.i always ask if i were adopted as i look nothing like the rest of my family it might be the pigment of your skin earthy will have you know this babys all white! earth told you the babys mine and as for being adopted your the after birth mate when you coming down to see us the mongals on line your past it grandad.will pop down over the bridge soon pal,bit busy up here at the moment
  23. now,if that were written in proper english,id think 'Twaat' but clint,you are a star and the way you write give my willy the belly ache..
  24. was your father old? You send a fathers day card to ici your dad was a test tube he was a wanker! funny you say that.i always ask if i were adopted as i look nothing like the rest of my family it might be the pigment of your skin earthy will have you know this babys all white!
  25. was your father old? You send a fathers day card to ici your dad was a test tube he was a wanker! funny you say that.i always ask if i were adopted as i look nothing like the rest of my family
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