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"Earth!"

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  1. IF there are crayfish in the water then thats nothing but trouble. I wouldnt bother, sit a swim for an hour then move.. ive fished for pike for 20yrs, IF they are there and feeding, your in, if not then they are there for another day. remember, its called "FISHING" for a reason and not "CATCHING!"... Patience lad, patience..
  2. depending on the fire in the terriers belly as said, them tiny fecker just out of reach or on a bend can hold their own by far
  3. "Earth!"

    hello

    where was it Bri?? your dummy that is
  4. didnt say if it answers back you get another one free if i werent married,id may buy a few I know a guy thats married to a swimsuit model,beautiful looking bird.He's about 50 years old and she's 25 or so,when she first came over,she used to ask him,when we were out for an evening,if it was ok to join in the conversion I would treasure one of them carlsberg dont do women, but if they did theyd make one for all of us
  5. some "MEN" dont need to pay for the ride some "BOYS" have no choice
  6. you right there :laugh: i've had to set my alarm at 4am a few times to pretend i'm up for work so my neighbours dont see them leaving. b*****d in it, getting up early an sneaking out before they wake only to find its your gaff, even worse when you wake up and look at the side of you and think "oh for f**k sake"NOT YOU AGAIN MUMMY
  7. lazy ungratefull old bag
  8. didnt say if it answers back you get another one free if i werent married,id may buy a few
  9. got the body of paulus! heres one for you earth so your not left out sweet dreams Bet he wouldnt say no lol so do i
  10. Didnt get a matching collar for the ferret then simoman, come on Aaron, sort it out.. Please stop talking about Ferrets you insensitive b*****d! hehe! Dont remind me
  11. im also known as simoman
  12. i couldnt hit a barn door from a foot away! i was like that for a long time not like it now though still mis loads haha did get my brother on the face many years ago with a boilie, from a foot away the gobby little coont
  13. your ex O haha very funny, haven't had an ex in 5 years actually! Thats why he put the photo up and has sour grapes, poor old GcRh.. he still lubbs you so much :laugh: GrCh isnt capable Thats what he was saying about you
  14. Attack Fell Terrier likes this name even though it was his ferret that was the opponent Murderer! couldnt believe it.. the instigator is now gone RIP Snowey
  15. your ex O haha very funny, haven't had an ex in 5 years actually! Thats why he put the photo up and has sour grapes, poor old GcRh.. he still lubbs you so much GrCh loving a girl..........who are you trying to kid Lab-tastic!
  16. Not playing this game no more, im going to tell my dad
  17. your ex O haha very funny, haven't had an ex in 5 years actually! Thats why he put the photo up and has sour grapes, poor old GcRh.. he still lubbs you so much
  18. That was you being a prick...............hope that sorts that mystery for you pal!!.... says he that was begging for my return and PM'd me when i was back
  19. i got banned too, as did/is lumphammer and we still dont know why??
  20. Dick Turpin is currently robbing a pensioner widow of her dirty underwear
  21. Come on Donk. you got another foot so hop you big fanny
  22. look forward to it and will wear my lucky pants!
  23. Now your talking.. you fish old man? Nah, i cant stay sober long enough to tie a knot !! But give us a shout if you come down, i'll nip over and see you, it's 5 mins from me. Got a place to lay up if the cider does me in then AND a full "ENGLISH!" before the drive home?? Come fishing sweetheart, its only a date, i tied the knot already, and although i dont mind a hairy hole, i do prefer my wifes..
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