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  1. pip1968

    Old South African saying: To maintain a perfect relationship, a woman should be a chef in the kitchen, a maid in the living room, a whore in the bedroom.. and a target in the bathroom.

    1. kevin em

      kevin em

      the c**ts should be a target full stop

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  2. mickmck

    BUM CHIN !!!

    1. kevin em

      kevin em

      xp goldmaxx power exspensive but very good

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  3. walshie

    My wife drew a map of India. She asked me, "Does Mumbai look big in this?"

    1. kevin em

      kevin em

      don't stop waslshie

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  4. Lab

    Lab

    Sky Sports would like to apologise to all subscribers for wrongly advertising they could watch Rangers in 3D...................They meant Rangers in D3.....:-)

    1. kevin em

      kevin em

      lol lab thats class

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  5. br4568hldrs

    Thats me within my 30 day count down, Probally shouldnt count my chickens yet, but I make my own luck! So get the beers in the fridge, Im coming home!

    1. kevin em

      kevin em

      best of luck

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  6. paulus

    to have a new car...new phone...to lose weight...a person who has cancer only wants one thing...to fight their cancer...i know t...hat 97% of you guys/girls won't put this on your wall...but 3% of my friends will....Put it on your wall in honour of someone who died from cancer or who's fighting against it nowabout a minute ago ·LikeUnlike · Write a comment...

    1. kevin em

      kevin em

      its a terrible disease lost a few of my relations to it

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  7. kevin em

    jeeps loaded gear all checked first day of the season tomorrow at first light cant fookin wait its been a long summer lol

    1. kevin em

      kevin em

      cheers wazz hope we get a mark hows the pups

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  8. kevin em

    jeeps loaded gear all checked first day of the season tomorrow at first light cant fookin wait its been a long summer lol

    1. kevin em

      kevin em

      down my way donie

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  9. CarraghsGem

    Question of the day: You are in bed with a hot girl and a gay guy and you are all naked. Who do you turn your back to when you go to sleep?

    1. kevin em

      kevin em

      id lie on my back or her belly

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  10. browny290880

    hounds r pretty fit now cant wait for the maise

    1. kevin em

      kevin em

      nothin better puts the hair up on yout neck my favourite sound in the world is hounds marking

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  11. browny290880

    hounds r pretty fit now cant wait for the maise

    1. kevin em

      kevin em

      me either mate four weeks to cubbin and i cant wait

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  12. CarraghsGem

    mings got in! the dail will be a more interesting place as a result

    1. kevin em

      kevin em

      all the greens are gone so thats good news

  13. elpc69

    You know you’re going to have a bad day, when you turn up for work and told you and your colleagues are now redundant...oh sh1t

    1. kevin em

      kevin em

      i know the feelin mate was let go this time last year

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