A Pakistani, an Romanian, and an Brit are in the same bar. When the Romanian finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out a pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Romania , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Pakistani , obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (because he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Pakistani World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink with the same one twice either.' The Brit, cool as