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Wxm

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  1. The young lad in dragonfield sports is a right roguing twat, i phoned up 2 / 3 weeks ago to find out how much it was to get the 97k tested and the old chap said £3 so i took it in and i took a 300s in also. 1 week later i took the scorpion t10 in to get tested (£3) and filled (£2.50) and the young lad was in there tried charging £7.50 (£2.50 for the filling and £5 for the test) so i explained the price the week before, and he said it was because i had two guns. so after a wee debate and explaining that i phoned prior to taking the guns in and the price on the phone was £3 for the test
  2. From the message received from the seller no one had committed to buy at the time I sent the message, I'm not pulling a dirty on no one. I spoke on phone in regards to the mincer and was told that someone was wanting it couried by dhl but she was not keen on this due to the weight. If you have bought it and all is agreed then I'm happy for you to have it mate, but would like second refusal as can collect as agreed with seller.
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    joke

    This bloke fancies a girl in his office but she has a boyfriend. He approaches her anyway & offers her £1000 if she'll have sex with him. "I'll throw the money on the floor, u bend down & I'll be finished by the time u pick it up". The girl consults her boyfriend. He advises her go 4 it & pick it up real fast, he won't have a chance! An hour later he calls her & asks what's going on. "I can hardly FECKING WALK!" She replies "The b*****d USED 1p's
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    joke

    One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "b*****d". Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and b*****d mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen". The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick". ... Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats". On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mea
  5. sold pending usual cheers are you the seller or buyer or what? buyer
  6. failure to that "start a topic"
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    site suggestion

    for the next "self made victum" :yes:
  8. any chance of a side forum for all the "SHH" as it seems to be a hot topic lately :hmm:
  9. might be but im 25 and never heard of it so theres proberly others not heard of it and are missing out . Do you work for youself not at the min as i lost my job 2 months ago, (agency work)
  10. might be but im 25 and never heard of it so theres proberly others not heard of it and are missing out
  11. just came across this on facebook, might be of use to some Uniform Tax Rebate Wear a uniform at work? Have you claimed your www.uniformtaxrebate.co.uk? Anyone who wears a uniform at work and has to wash it themself can claim tax relief. Police officers can also claim for Police Federation fees. We obtained over 200 refunds for our customers last week through www.uniformtaxrebate.co.uk. The biggest refund was £1,570, the average was £92. HMR&C are not currently accepting claims from HM Forces personnel. If you think HM Forces should be able to claim please sign
  12. hmm would never had thought of using them for that, do you use 1 as a smoker? if so do you have any pics? cheers
  13. if posting make sure its recorded / tracked
  14. open to offers as i've put them outside now, they are covered up tho to protect them from the lovely british weather
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    just for a giggle

    A Pakistani, an Romanian, and an Brit are in the same bar. When the Romanian finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out a pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Romania , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Pakistani , obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (because he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Pakistani World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.' The Brit, cool as
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    just for a giggle

    Paddy took two stuffed dogs he had onto the Antiques Roadshow. "Ooh," said the presenter, "this is a very rare breed, do you have any idea what they'd fetch if they were in good condition?" "Sticks" said Paddy.
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    just for a giggle

    Paddy goes to buy a car with £100. He asks the salesman - have you got any cars for a hundred quid. Yeah he replies, we have one but its got no doors. Paddy says - well how the f**k am I going to get in it!
  18. Paddy with two burnt ears went to the Doctors who asked, what happened? The phone rang and I accidentally picked up the iron 'What happened to the other ear'? The b*****ds called back
  19. As above they are aprox 5ft tall used for storage no rust on the £30ono each can deliver for fuel £25ono
  20. cracking job, hows this coming on?
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