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  1. steboro

    spell checker

    steboro replied to tb25's topic in General Talk

    if your spell checker as gone off it is a..... vires.... it gets in to your checker and gets all the inforemaion off your computer and wipes your bank out............... :yes:
  2. steboro

    brother in law...just got off the bus in middlesbrough 3 pakies arrested with nail bomb on the bus......

    1. genuine

      genuine

      Is the a joke mate, the contrys all to f**k i rekon we all go mental and send all none english born and bred home!

    2. frankie 2010

      frankie 2010

      cheeky fuckers !!!!

  3. steboro
    2.4 million...open your eyes mate 1 in 5 in most towns are muslim
  4. steboro
    f*****g shocking
  5. steboro
    :thumbs:
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    just flew back from Iran.........don't ask why as its top secret

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    Pretty shite game but at 2-1 i could see it going either way............rookie ref soon sorted that out though, nice wage packet for him this week. you could tell the ref is a Celtic fan...loovens should of been sent off.......easiest old firm game iv seen in years....................WATP....FTP...GSTQ.......
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    f*****g easy.....did not realise how bad celtic are

    1. john*

      john*

      you are so right

    2. Lab

      Lab

      Seriously now....whats your view on the penalty decision?

  9. steboro

    not long now....WATP........

  10. steboro
    0-4 TO THE GERS.............. ......never been so confident
  11. steboro

    FTP

    1. christian71

      christian71

      f**k the police

  12. steboro
    a female Celtic fan goes to claim child benefit.the woman behind the counter says how many children have you got.10 she replies.wright give me there names says the woman behind the counter.so the Celtic fan replys.declan,declan,declan,declan,declan,declan,declan,declan,declan,declan,..dosent that get confusing..no its great if its time for bed all i shout is declan and thay all go to bed ... if its time for tea i shout declan and thay all come in for tea...[bANNED TEXT] if you wont a one to one....i just shout them by there surnames
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    paddys walking down the street in belfast and he looks down and sees a sandwich with two wires sticken out.so he rushes to the phone and calls the police.i have found a bomb in sandwich so the woman on the phone says is it ticken.paddy replies no i think its ham

    1. mumphy

      mumphy

      love it

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    paddy walks past the new pub in town.and spots a sign in the window.pies 50p wanks 10p.so he rushes in and sees this stunning bar maid.are you the one who gives the wanks.yes she replies.well wash your hands love i want a pie

    1. mumphy

      mumphy

      LOL

  15. steboro

    paddy and mick are walking in the forest and thay see a sign saying tree fellers wanted.paddy says to mick pity there is only two of us

    1. hedz31

      hedz31

      lol

  16. steboro

    is going to drop the kids off.......................ie a shit

  17. steboro
    R.I.P sir norman :cry:
  18. steboro

    just bean offered a job at teesside airport on the new see through scanning machines the gaffer said you can see as many tits and c**ts as you like..i said i already do that I'm a steward at Celtic park

  19. steboro

    7-2.............

  20. steboro

    make a cuppa and watch the inbetweeners,,ha,,ha..ha

    1. ferret-boy

      ferret-boy

      definetly :)

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    my small lakeland x bitch was good with ferrets.but she thought she was a ferret the way she would shoot down them rabbit holes half my time on ferreting trips was digging the:censored: dog out
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    i will put that on sounds good
  23. steboro
    the best way to start a row.........................when me and the wife get ready on a saturday night to hit the town.just before we leave .i say to her ...u f*****g stink of fish..then i end up having a good night with the lads:victory:
  24. steboro

    joke

    steboro replied to diggory's topic in General Talk

  25. steboro
    your probaly right, better off watching the celtic match. No they've had there pumping and i've had my slagging.............your turn now you Celtic fans will be getting your pumping.......................when the pope and his gang come calling:kiss:
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