You should ask the copper why.
One night on the way home from a local disco we were stopped by the old bill, the younger of the two bill wanted to search me and he was told to fukc off that only his wife runs her hands over my body, bang and in a heap on the ground.
LOL, i must admit, it does realy hurt getting a boot in the sack. My cousin is 6, and he does it to everyone when they get on his nerves or if he doesn't get his own way. When he's 13, 14, he's going to get such a boot in the sack by me.
I asked my mum the question of 'why does it hurt?' and she said:
When you get hit