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Lee85

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  1. Lee85

    raoul moat

    I was eating the wife's pussy last night and she did a Raoul Moat. She let one off in my face.
  2. Lee85

    raoul moat

    Just saw a new whiskey in the shops called Raoul Malt. One shot and it blows your head off.
  3. Lee85

    raoul moat

    end of the day, even if your missus is seeing someone else and was to send you pictures of herself recieveing it from him and rubs your face in big time it's no excuse to shoot anyone! - not even for a minute. - just get on with it- move on, obiously they don't give a shit about you so whats the point in getting yourself into bother threw it, it hurts yeah but move on and meet someone else, why would you want to go to jail over someone who doesnt care?
  4. that is good mate, and he's good looking chap aint he, all the best to you and yours
  5. Lee85

    raoul moat

    By the look of his face he's shot himself with it
  6. Lee85

    raoul moat

    It was always gunna go wrong when bloody Paul Gascoigne turned up, appartnly his pissed as a fart when he came "Gascoigne - who had apparently come by taxi from Newcastle - said he had brought the wanted man a "can of lager, some chicken, a mobile phone and something to keep warm". They phoned his agent who was in Majorca and appartnly he was like "for f**k sake your joking!!
  7. Lee85

    raoul moat

    "im bisexual..............and married.......lol" - you been serious? FAGGOT
  8. the musical chairs was a bit slow, but f**k me the pass the parcel was quick!
  9. Lee85

    raoul moat

    I bet Raoul Moat is: Sweating like... a Sri lankian on a tour bus a paedo in a playground a fat man at a buffet a nun at a cucumber stall Gary Glitter in Mothercare a fat bird at a disco Mel Gibson at a Bar Mitzvah a Muslim at passport control a blind lesbian in a fish market/sushi bar a nigger on a rape charge Vanessa Feltz on a treadmill Michael Barrymore at a pool party a Scouser in Dixons a gerbil in a gay bar a fat kid in a sweet shop a dyslexic on Countdown a pregnant nun a Geordie in a job centre a dog outside a Chinese restaurant a priest at a boy-scout meeti
  10. Lee85

    raoul moat

    I can't see the big deal with calling a pakistani a paki. It's just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scotsman a Scot or a Frenchman a c**t.
  11. Lee85

    raoul moat

    From the Sky News Feed: "He's probably already tired and worn-down and hungry... Psychologically he's probably quite weak at this time," he said. Are they talking about Raoul or gazza?
  12. Lee85

    raoul moat

    Dear Producer of Glee, I personally think it would be really cool if the next episode was based on the cast having a trip to England, during which they had to sing songs by English rock band The Police, whilst in authentic uniform. For the location, I hear Rothbury is nice at this time of year.
  13. bit ironic that, a goalkeeper getting caught
  14. Lee85

    seen this lad

    end of the day i'm not the police biggest fans at all, but this guy who has 'roid rage' - is mentally unstable and roaming about with a shooter - like a previous poster said "why does he need a gun if he's so big" - exactly, could of gone around and give the boyfriend a good hiding but went for a gun, then shot a woman? that's not on, he might be one of these lads who's massive through roids but couldnt knock a wank out, i know a few of them. Plus end of the day if our woman did f**k us off that much, you might even think of shooting her - but thinking it and doing it is two different things
  15. Lee85

    seen this lad

    I wish Raoul Moat would do the decent and honourable thing, he's put the family of Samantha Stobbart through hell. Please mate, for the sake of your kids, shave off your ginger f*****g hair.
  16. Lee85

    seen this lad

    Why don't the police write a letter back to Raoul Moat and follow the postman to see where he delivers it?
  17. some of you guys might find this interesting, it features the thai dog aswell: http://listverse.com/2007/11/20/top-10-rare-dog-breeds/
  18. - Shit the bed i've only just noticed. shotgun sniper
  19. Weve took a few down here, gotta keep on top of them though, i love squirrel hunting
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