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  1. My thoughts exactly ........shes a little cracker The curry wasnt pigeon by any chance was it? Hopefully she'll take after me as she gets older to keep the boys away.................
  2. Everyone says she's the spit of me, which aint hard to believe.........................
  3. Went up to Mollys today and took the chance to do a bit of stockbreaking......... ..........she didnt seem that interested in the lamb, but was totally taken with Boo................. Cheers Moll the curry was spot on too, Sarah liked it that much i'm thinking of smearing it round me old fella for her to polish it off..................
  4. LDR

    Hi

    End of June beginning of July mate, we'll put something up................
  5. LDR

    I need a bird

    Oh yeah, sorry forgot that.......... ........theres a Minshaw for sale in the ads section if you really want to be a real deal I think i'd rather muddle on being a pretender......................
  6. LDR

    I need a bird

    Remember.......its not the size, its the quality You keep telling yourself that......................and i'll keep hold of this mammoth beast i've got...................... Only looks about 25tts to me?................. 27ins mate.................too big for rabbits remember..........
  7. LDR

    I need a bird

    Remember.......its not the size, its the quality You keep telling yourself that......................and i'll keep hold of this mammoth beast i've got......................
  8. LDR

    I need a bird

    She must like it really rough if she's with you donk............... :clapper: you know im a sweet thing really I might know that, but i'm sure its other attributes you've got that she wants..........................
  9. LDR

    I need a bird

    She's out of my league to be honest,years ago she was the posh bird and i was the lad from the council estate. Mebbes she likes a bit of rough? She's a bit of a hippy chick,laid back kinda thing,in touch with spiritual stuff and such like Totally not the kind of lass i was looking for,but weve 'clicked',. Dont know if its going to last,im not thinking that far ahead,just being a gent and seeing how it goes. She has calmed me down though. Its good being single,but with the right person its nice being in a relationship. 45 years old and falling in love again? :hmm: :hmm:
  10. I think they were hoping for some pictures of you in it all for w a n k i n g material.................
  11. Where does it say they are printing???? all i can see is people veiwing topics and who's to say they aint just printing other stuff while reading THL???? Paranoia is gonna take over a few lives on here shortly, if you aint done owt wrong then you shouldn't have anything to worry about.........and remember they have to prove your guilt............f**k them, let them print away i dont do illegal hunting so i couldn't give a nats right testicle................
  12. Nice one mate, when you fnd out the postage let me know your details and i'll send it down..........
  13. Now we're getting there.................
  14. My mate had a belgian shephard looked like that, was a total beast to anyone who went near the family, and particularly chavs in caps or hoodies......not a bad thing!!!!!
  15. I know what it is......how much do you want for it???
  16. LDR

    I need a bird

    having had 2 divorces its generally your kids,house bank account 75% of your take home pay, peps and isa's 75% of your pension and basicially anything of any worth, not that im bitter classic paddy and too true................
  17. No matter how many times you try and deflect the attention away from the sad state of affairs you showed in the final, it'll not work.......... ...............nobody cares about that PM.............its far more fun seeing you make a cock out of yourself over and over again...................
  18. CP did you see your brother???
  19. CP did you see your brother???
  20. LDR

    Trooper

    You're joking, i'm in the north east mate a bit far, are you near to northampton???got family there if its not far might be able to get one of them to pick it up???
  21. Anyone know where i might be able to get a plastic load liner for my trooper???
  22. LDR do you kiss your mother with that dirty mouth of yours? :clapper: No i prefer to give face licks as a greeting........... .........bet you cant wait for the first time you meet me now can you............. So long as you use Listerine before you, uh ... greet me :laugh: Only use listerine for licking me lasses minge, give her a nice tingle.................
  23. LDR do you kiss your mother with that dirty mouth of yours? :clapper: No i prefer to give face licks as a greeting........... .........bet you cant wait for the first time you meet me now can you.............
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