LDR
-
Content Count
2,544 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
1
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Articles
Gun Dealer's and Fieldsports Shop's
Reloading Room
Blogs
Calendar
Store
Classifieds
Everything posted by LDR
-
-
Is that one of those fancy fridges that gives you crushed ice and chilled water out the door????
-
Cards have been marked mate and they dont wanna play anymore..............
-
You see we aint evolved that far from the animal kingdom when you think about it......... ...........women are like a mixture of insects and big cats............ ..........they act like a lioness thats come into heat and whore it round the alpha male and want shafted for the next 3 days, but then they turn into spiders and like the black widow, once they've got what they want turn on us poor males in the blink of an eye and try to inject us with deadly venom...............
-
Look its worth the mood swings , food cravings & constant demands for sex when you see that little tiny baby you created Thats the funniest thing i've read for ages.................mood swings dont even come close to describing the psychotic raging beasts you lot become......... ........... food cravings we dont have a problem with, till you start moaning about the fact your arse is now bigger than your bump..........remember girls, a moment on your lips, a lifetime on your hips......... ...........the constant demands for sex would be alright if you kept them up after, but o
-
Can't say I've ever caught my cock in a zip or shoved it up a dry butt :sick: Had my nipple bitten by a baby tho - THAT was painful! that wasnt a baby it was a clever midget. I thought snoop was a bit taller than that.........
-
And on the subject of childbirth and pregnancy, you birds dont know how easy you got it FFS........................you should try being a man having to live with one of you lot when your up the spout.............i'd rather let harold shipman look after me granny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
Can't say I've ever caught my cock in a zip or shoved it up a dry butt :sick: Had my nipple bitten by a baby tho - THAT was painful! Try it with one of your flaps that'll give you an idea of it...................childbirth will be a walk in the park after that.................
-
All you women ever go on about is child birth..............you dont know you're born, what would you lot know about pain...........ever caught your cock in a zip.... ........ever snapped you banjo when you've slipped out the comfort of a wet sloppy minge and driven you cock straight up a dry arsehole........... ........ever been dressed up in womens underwear and lashed with a whip across your bare buttocks????? oops that was the one i payed for.........
-
Lamping competition winner and 'GOD'................
-
Well its nearly upon us and this one should be a belter!!!!! I'd have to go with Anderson and chuck to win, unless shogun has improved alot and is back to his old self when he fought in pride i cant see him getting chuck finished!!!!
-
What you setting up JT????
-
can you not watch it on the comp mate???? Can anyone tell me why bisping will be fighting henderson at light heavyweight an not middleweight?? . An who you reacon will come out on top of this one?. . Dont know about the weight, but i'd like to see bisping do it, but not sure if he will against henderson...........
-
can you not watch it on the comp mate????
-
The lads that get in would prob get the chance anyway through their contacts, so think TUF should be for unknown folk, but hey never mind, who'll you be supporting then???
-
i get what you mean, i thought 800 was low for all of the US.......... ..............i always wonder that when you watch the shows they all seem to know someone in the ufc........bad that i think!!!!
-
Will be interesting to see how it pans out, the clip of the american lads, they didnt look too good, couldn't cut weight, one passing out whilst stood there...........cant wait to see it........would've thought more than 200 would've tried out here.........and loads more than 800 in the US.........what were the try outs like KYE, what did they have you doing????
-
ldr-----mark brick???????????????????????????????
LDR replied to spiderpig's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
Cheers! LDR will be wetting himself when he see's this :laugh: -
Dont you think the amount of ufc they have is shit.........i set it to record everything and its just fecking repeats!!!!! ? They've shown every show since they took over mate, and the Ultimate fight nights as well. If you've got one of them V+ boxes I wouldn't trust the series record thing they have on that, they always miss stuff and record the stuff you don't want. I just keep an eye on the UFC website for when the shows are happening and set it to record each one individually. I went to UFC 89 and what a night that was! f*****g tremendous in fact, if ever you get the chance to g
-
HBG.......i can assure you he's not giggling at it, he thinks if he shouts loud enough people will believe he was robbed...........
-
I wish these polls would show who voted who...........then admin could make a list of all the names he has............ For sale= 9 pouches of turner tobacco................for sale due to giving up smoking................
-
I'd prob get more use out of it for work, had to tow a mini tractor out the other day in mine and the rope looked ready to pop!!!!!!! So far i've never got stuck in the trooper, but now i've said that i'll prob get f****d!!!!!!
-
I'm thinking of fitting a winch to my trooper, does anyone have any experience of this like what type to go for, how much are they to get put on and if its even worth doing??? I know it'd come in handy for work and pulling trees and the like, but what about everything else....worth it or not???
-
Come on mark you need to register some more names to bump your score up......................
-
Got murdered by his partners ex!!!!!!!!!!