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2 hours ago, stormyboy said:
The most common phrase is " one has arrived" after 30 seconds or so.
30 seconds optimistic
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On 08/01/2021 at 08:26, Penda said:
Yeah igz is like a batter witch no crossing sticks when he's around he find a deep puddle in the middle of the Sahara desert
Water which that is god dam it
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1 minute ago, Black neck said:
Your an idiot then
How very dare you
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11 hours ago, low plains drifter said:
Top dress with all day breakfast
I normally rock a smoking jacket with a cravat pipe lofas monicle no under crackers and extremely long socks right before I under take a mushroom eating session on the south downs
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1 hour ago, Black neck said:
What a horrible man
Well it's true you told me
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And if anybody wants to contact Plummer Blackie processes a widji board
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They rock the same mullet
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I think igz off here has got it
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On 06/01/2021 at 23:11, Igz said:
Had mine a few seasons now and plenty of use. Done it last week thinking something was something it wasn’t and I’m sure I’ll still be doing it in another 3 seasons. Can’t moan though mines been through the wars. Dropped and not just on grass fields I don’t know how many times came in ditches up to my chest in water a couple of times With me
. It’s missing a couple of bits like lens cover. Rubber round eye piece all worn and looks like it’s been dragged through a muddy field most of the time but it’s just as good as when I brought it for spotting. If I ever needed another I would deffo try getting a look through something cheaper and if it worked I’d go with it.
Yeah igz is like a batter witch no crossing sticks when he's around he find a deep puddle in the middle of the Sahara desert
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1 hour ago, Black neck said:
You heard right my man also he makes his butler stand near-by and utter incoraging phrases
Hmmmm what words are used profanities or are they like slogan type words I'm only asking as I would like my butler to do the same but I am undecided what channel to go down
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10 hours ago, Black neck said:
Sorry m,lord I forget about your lamping helicopter and tribe o tame pigmies what carry you about the place ,have u still got the digging cart
I heard he likes to have his way with a soft filly time to time just before sunset and after a carted stag or 2
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9 minutes ago, king said:
If you have a glance at it.and it resembles a blunt axe wound in a gorillas back.
Give it a quick spray with duramitex is your best bet..
We're on the same page here duramitex is hard to come by these days I use the dip now
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2 minutes ago, Black neck said:
And thus we have learned what can happen when a mush attempts 2 run on 2 pups
Yes you end up with a throthy quim
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2 minutes ago, Black neck said:
Oh man I'm out
Pussy
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2 minutes ago, king said:
Yes I agree.but maybe the owner of said clodge could be a very violent pisser.thus the splash back could infuse that deep unmistakable hint of stale piss into the hair follicles.hence the need for a factory blend on shampoo.
I see the tempo your drumming but you fail to realise the now and again the natural odour is called for as it envokes the true male spirit with in there for making the copulation more vigerous0
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1 minute ago, king said:
And what a joy it was seeing half a bottle of timotei being used to lather the old clodge up.
The quim is a joy to lather up beer shampoo should be used timotei is to rich you must use something of natural essense
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3 minutes ago, king said:
Some say it looked like 4 pouches of old holborn spread out..
I can only salute the mush who gets stuck in to such things
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1 minute ago, king said:
Some say it looked like 4 pouches of old holborn spread out..
In those days it was the norm
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4 minutes ago, morton said:
I was an handsome youth,smokeys sister raped me,for months and dj travis made me rich for a week,50p deposit on a glass.
Was she a well formed gal or of a light framed lass and did she clean up around the garden area or did she let the foliage take over
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8 minutes ago, morton said:
I once had the pleasure of shagging one of his castoffs, the cold dark cabin rented to the local cub pack did not make a dent in my vigour.True and when he told me it was his wife,when we later shared a pint in Stanbury made me wary of his intent.The early 80,s in bronte country made men of boys and the lesbians that owned an affinity for the same made life merrier than should have been,at the same time the sister of one of the influential groups of the time took advantage of me,i won,t even tell you about dg travis and when he held a concet above oxenhope.And people think ive never lived.Smokey.
I salute a like minded mush like I said pen should be put to paper no time must be waisted year evaporate quick in these sollum times we are but a glint in a giants eye
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When I was a youth I used to love bringing 2 pups on had more time on my hands then of course
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2 minutes ago, Black neck said:
I am not gay
Again I will salute I like minded mush
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1 minute ago, morton said:
I once picked magic mushrooms for a famous singer from the USA,he lived in a commune above Stanbury p j Broby,another time and what an handsome fecker,sang for elvis and I supplied him with shrooms.
I salute a like minded mush the stories that's may unfold in near future you should write a book
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1 minute ago, Black neck said:
No.help from them at the present I find opium helps 2 keep one in the good graces o the church
May the power of Christ compel you
On a lighter note.
in Lurchers & Running Dogs
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Tell yah what cocaine is hell of a drug