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Clipper

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  1. JACK AND JILL Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side 'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. 'I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will.' Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.' Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after th
  2. A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and s aid she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by wa
  3. my next one will be a dutch cross old english ,,, if anyone can work that out
  4. i went monday , didnt rate it at all ,,,, saw some nice terriers though
  5. the lamping 1 of jess was a cracker , 4ft fence + ditch + bramble, the next were on the fireworks , ferreting ,
  6. barrys class is far to good for villa soon to be a scouser
  7. ive seen 1 for three seasons now,,,, going to try to video it this year while out lamping
  8. dont know anything about butterflys or catterpillas, but ive got a few catterpillas on nastersums,,, but this is on a defferent plant, what catterpilla is it anyone know?
  9. this man can handle his ale

  10. Clipper

    stag

    wait for the pics 2moz more likly sunday
  11. im off to angelsey for a weekend end of the month , want to try some fishing from the rocks [NO TEXT TALK] know some good spots and areas????
  12. I RECKON FIACS SEEN MORE GAME THAN THE REST OF THE PUPS put together

  13. never seen signs of deer where i was and theres no woodland as such ,,, but theres 2 rivers and 3 ponds thereabouts , both rivers have most types of fish in never thought of that gav
  14. hoping to make it yeah
  15. fine looking animal, im sure it will win some shows for u r u on the stag do
  16. 2nd generation deerhound greyhound and a whippet grey saluki
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