An Irishman an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
The Scotsman, ' I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you. '
'Well,' said the Englishman, 'At my village local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first two.'
' Ahhh, dat's nothin,' said the Irishman. 'Back home in Dublin , there's Ryan's Bar. N