dean 29

dun my jeep wooop woooop lamping flat out now lol

Oh I hate them orange girls that walk around saying "It's natural, it's natural", yeah, not unless your dad f****d a wotsit love."LOL

swansey o cardiff 2 nite n

o well n bed it is n

really not well 2 day ruff as hell

bed it is n

im a lucky man 2 be with Lindsey morgan

legend i is mun

Im fuked right off!!!

I know a man whose name is Jim ... I like to lob tomatoes at him ... tomatoes are soft and don't hurt the skin.... but these fuckers do there still in the tin LOL

out on the piss it is n lol

Daffy duck calls the hotel office and asks for a condom. they ask him if he wants it on his bill. he says are thucking sherious i would shufficate

cum on rocky

came out of a chippy eating fish and chips a tramp said to me " I haven't had anything to eat for 5 days" so I said to him "I wish I had your will power!"LOL

HELP.I'm at the local police station,I've been caught drink driving. Urine sample was positive, so i stole the sample.Now i'm being charged for taking the piss! LOL

its f*****g shit f**k all 2 do mun bed it is n

Farting when you piss is not multi-tasking!

I walked into a mental hospital earlier, one of the residents had his cock between two biscuits. I said,"What are you doing?" he said,"I'm f*****g crackers!"LOL

legend

woop woooop

wife says to husband,"shall i slip into something that will make you smile?" hubby replies,"yes.Try a f*****g coma.|LOL

(_!_) regular arse (__!__) fat arse (!) tight arse (_*_) sore arse (_:_) sexy arse (_O_) well used arse lol

"2 eggs boiling in a saucepan! 1 female, 1 male! she turns 2 him &says ' look, i've got a crack!' He replies, 'No point telling me, i'm not even hard

out on the lamp 2 night me and my dogs

Lickal hour it is n