lamping,mooching,ferreting, coursing over the water!watching the lurchers playing shake that with with old foxy!
wanking, busting my nuts all over my lasses face!!
I was sitting in my car outside my ex-girlfriends house, when she approached me and said, "Everyday for the past week, I've noticed you sitting here, are you f*****g stalking me or something?" "Don't f*****g flatter yourself," I replied, "I've been using your internet connection."
