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  1. http://www.thecrownestate.co.uk/tce_faqs.htm
  2. Tell him the intertidal-zone belongs to King Neptune Or Canute depending on the tides
  3. River pollack?Normally catch them when fishing for pike with sweetcorn But we did once find a wreck on the tyne upriver just past Hexham,kept motoring round and drift fishing over it as the tide pulled us downstream,dropping 7/0 Hokkais weighted with 3lb weights to reach bottom quickly it was no great shakes to get full-house on river pollack once we got past the cod and ling
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    AC/DC fans?

    I always thought AC/DC was classified back-page avdert slang for Bisexual
  5. Already flagged,she is very lucky he was civil and passive and it wasnt Fireman at the helm
  6. Sounds like you had a great time,try and take a cam one day,record your exploits
  7. How big were the pollack BB?How long was your session?
  8. Doesnt the switchboard-operator bear a similarity to Jodie Foster Facial bone-structure,hairstyle etc?
  9. Long time ago I did a TEFL in the ILI in Cairo,hope you dont mind John,I was taught visual-aids always increase attention and maintain an audience in a lesson........... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=By0oe7BUDWQ
  10. Ditch is actually running a successful podiatry practice in the Republic of Ireland
  11. At the end of the day,its for charity,not to line someones pockets,nor boost an ego,nor for bragging rights,just for charity,maybe it wont come off,maybe all the pieces will fit and it will,but wouldnt it be fun trying?I am sure anyone would buy a disc 100% more informative than most of them doing the rounds at the minute?Methods some people havent seen on film?f*****g-hell,anythings got to be better than staged trout-tickling filmed solely to prop-up someones retirement fund?
  12. Dont drop the idea like a hot coal Ooty,its early days yet,the concepts sound,I am fishing with different people at the weekend,let me chat to someone about pre-ban footage
  13. I had two old Lurchers Scot,14 and 15 respectively,both had them,you could feel them in the fatty tissue on their chests.
  14. Enjoyable Mark Irish pups right,this isnt going to be your last video
  15. Perfectly legal to release pre-ban filmed footage,its not a gold card we need,its an amex black
  16. Marks actually drafting proposals as we speak covering a nationwide CAR (catch-and-release)program for when he is No10's next resident I can see you being No11's newest occupant Timmy
  17. I saw that clip BRB Theres a report somewhere online it was faked-somehow?
  18. Depends what wiped them out in the first plave Undi
  19. 18 stone maybe,mark is hardly sylph like despite the diet,thats avoirdupois not extra clothing
  20. Your names already down as the love-interest Sarah,the script decrees you seduce our lead-man as he flicks his beam around,your epilepsy is triggered by the flashing beam,Mark thinks your moans are self-pleasuring and joins in at which point you come to from your fit
  21. Got the title already......"Markbrick-the movie" Harrison ford plays Mark,a northern bricky who heads south seeking fresh pastures
  22. This is rapidly degenerating into a free-for-all lovefest
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