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  1. keeper 51
    Thank,s for that link bud.Missed it on the night.Great program.The one thing that got my back up.Was the Polish girl.Are we now importing anti,s. Come on guys be fair the young polish girl did say she had just stopped eating meat but what she did not mention her diet is fish that the thieving f**k**s are robbing from every river & lake we may be better turning the dogs out on these people
  2. keeper 51
    mate i enjoy most of the posts on this forum and also enjoy taking the piss as much as the next man and by the way i am out of work at this time but having worked with these people i wish them and their relatives the very best of luck with their job search but as for you mate you could always FCUK OFF to Nepal as there would appear to be enough room for you and :wankerzo4: :wankerzo4: like you over there rant over :blush:
  3. keeper 51
    Give a man a gun and he will try to feed himself but give a man a dog and the dog will feed himself and the man
  4. keeper 51
    thanks for posting the link excellent program and very unbiased as it should be i think the program only helped our hunting community well done to all involved
  5. keeper 51
    I expect most of you know of this gun manufacturers site but its still worth a look at and some of the write up are great reading here's the link http://www.quackenbushairguns.com/ It's also on youtube if you haven't it will while away an hour or two with dreams of big game hunting and answer the question as to can you shoot foxes with an air gun the only problem he has so many orders to clear you can't order until he clears his order books and you can see why check it out and enjoy :clapping:
  6. keeper 51
    Jack and Jill were just married.... Jack says to Jill "Try on my trousers" Jill said "i can't do that they are to big" Jack says "Exactly always remember i wear the trousers in this house and always will" Jill said "you try on my knickers" Jack said "I'll never get in them Jill said "Exactly and if you don't change your fuc*ing attitude you never will"
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    Dr Joe

    keeper 51 replied to keeper 51's topic in General Talk

    Paddys wedding night and his new bride is laying naked legs spread on the bed. she says "You know what i want don't you" Paddy says "ALL OF THE FUC*KING BED by the look of it" :clapping: :clapping:
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    Dr Joe

    keeper 51 posted a topic in General Talk

    Dr Joe had slept with one of his patients and felt really guilty. No matter how much he tried, the sense of betrayal was overwhlming. Every once in a while he'd hear a little internal, reassuring voice say "Joe, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients, and you won't be the last and your single, just let it go" But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, "Joe you're a fuc*ing vet
  9. keeper 51
    put him on the gays wing with a target painted on his arse strapped to a bed face down and let him have visitors every day and night for the rest of his life or as long as he lasts
  10. keeper 51
    YOU STILL HERE YOU KNOW ITS BATH NIGHT yea still hear hear but can under stand your concern if its your bath time you better get your self away or mum might get mad with you and keep you of the computer night night sun shine
  11. keeper 51
    he may not have been to newport but seems to know yorkshire well enough
  12. keeper 51
    We don't really you northerners coming in that way, you guys are OK compared to the 'What ho!' types from the south! What part of Wales did you go to? camarthern that would be write little england beyond wales
  13. keeper 51
    yea mate i can believe that your neighbours probably took up a collection for you to go f*ck don't be nice to him malt i am running out of bait
  14. keeper 51
    to be honest i think deep down you would
  15. keeper 51
    no not good at catching them but f*cking great at baiting them and reeling them in
  16. keeper 51
    is this country where talking about great britain or just your bit england not so big if you take out the celtic nations is it and you have to pay to cross the bridge into wales
  17. keeper 51
    this can't be two bob as this guy is 10d short of a 1/- and this was known as one knob or was that a bob no i think i was right first time get a life pal :headshot::
  18. keeper 51
    also nice in fish cakes
  19. keeper 51
    there we are then good week end enjoyed the games the best teams on the day won the ones that didn't lost most importantly never forget your welsh or Scots or Irish or Italians or french or English and enjoy the game but always remember its a game
  20. keeper 51
    na you tried that and it didn't work the rumor was after you emptied your bench you were asking for people from the crowd but nobody would admit to being English
  21. keeper 51
    lets see what happens now with with replacements
  22. keeper 51
    have to agree with you
  23. keeper 51
    Didnt we beat you?well done ireland the chances are very slim but we could still win the 6 nations i don't expect it but you never know strange things happen like England loosing to Ireland France to Italy sorry but just had to get my 2 bobs worth in
  24. keeper 51
    Still one more game to go so what do you recon oh yea that also includes you matt we all have an opinion
  25. keeper 51
    Well done Ireland without doubt the best team won :clapping: :clapping:
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