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keeper 51

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  1. Yea and sheath knife's playing splits in the park
  2. well said its not the children of to day that are at fault its everybody else's fault and i agree most of this stems from their parents and their grandparents however this post was not put up to cause arguments :realmad: but discussion so pull your neck in and be grateful that your parents have brought you up so well mike
  3. SO do you think the old times were better or just different if you think they were worse then who's to blame for this could it be us oldies at fault or are you happy with things as they are now in my youth if something went wrong you excepted the punishment a slap of the local plod a kicking of the keeper/bailiff and his crew or a caning of your school teacher you never ran home to tell mummy and daddy as you would have another hammering :wacko: you survived on your ability of not getting caught it would be interesting to hear your feelings on today's nanny state and over
  4. WE WAS BRUNG UP PROPER !! "And we never had a whole Mars bar until 1993"!!! CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, and 60's First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank Sherry while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos... They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, bread and dripping, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer. Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids
  5. SHOULD THE UK ADOPT THE EURO? A cross-section survey of 1000 people in Bradford , made up of Afghans, Albanians, Pakistanis, Indians, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis, Bosnians, Turks, Moldovans, Latvians, Lithuanians, Bangladeshis, Ethiopians, Russians, Congolese, Zimbabweans, Portuguese and Nigerians were asked if they thought Britain should change its currency to Euro. 99.9% said no, they were happy with the Giro.
  6. They sent my census form back ???? in answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants, ?? I put 'Asylum seekers,Gypos,Smack Heads, Unemployable b*****ds, the cast of the Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock and half of fu*king eastern Europe ....apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer i was thinking of appealing against this what do you think :protest: mike
  7. it sounds like the same system i have on my renault if you hold down the central locking switch on the dash for approx 5-10 secs you should hear a bleep this will release the locks and stop them arming themselves till you repeat the same and then it will revert back to locking when you drive off again worth a try or ring the main dealer and they will tell you how to disarm locking mike
  8. Happy saint George's day guys what does that flag yours look like as we don't see a lot of them in wales and i am always confused between the swiss army,the first aid and yours i know two of them look the same
  9. Now i know why you called them big bunnies in one of your other posts make sure they don't pick any of those ( pee the beds )or it will be bucket and sponge job i know this is true because my mam told me this 50+yrs ago mike
  10. bollox you idiot,i spent yrs in the forces,in ireland,iraq etc,take it you didnt have the balls to do it.what was written means a lot to certain people. :notworthy: so what your telling me readie is you spent years where people didnt want you What a lovely little boy you turned out to be bet your parents are proud :nea:
  11. i am not going to take the bait as your entitled to an opinion the same as all of us the email was sent to me from a friend who i have known for over 30 yrs her son is now 25 and as i stated is due back home in the next 6-8 weeks returning to the western isles and i wish both him and his family the very best of luck as i do to all our service men/women bet you being a fu*king :wankerzo4: :wankerzo4: :wankerzo4: can guess what i wish you
  12. looks exactly the same as the one i posted yesterday ( women required )
  13. This is a copy of an email sent to me by a friend and mother of a lad who serves in the armed forces removing I.E.Ds in Afghanistan he is due out in about 6-8 weeks and i am sure we all hope for his safe return below is the poem that i read with tears in my eyes remembering all of our service men that have been lost and are still being lost We all owe them a great deal please read on but get the tissues out Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favourite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mummy tried to tell her,
  14. Subject: PLEASE DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY! WALK NAKED IN BRITIAN DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM British summer Time, all English women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic BRITISH men are to position themselves in chairs in front of their houses to d
  15. The most important thing in the shop is the customer Make sure you treat them that way be honest and truthful live up to any commitments you make if there are problems keep the customer informed Remember if you are not sure don't bullshit as it will come back to bite you in the arse your only as good as your customers tell others you are You will learn far more from satisfied than unhappy ones these are the ones you will see on a regular basis Then even if you don't have what they require because your an all round good guy the chances are they will wait while you source what they n
  16. That's what you get for speaking to strange women We are proud of all our services land, sea and air who put there lives on the line to protect us Well done for maintaining your cool mate best of luck with your shooting both here and abroad and don't talk to strange women just fecking ignore them and there stupid comments mike
  17. keeper 51

    help lol

    i think your just full of shit
  18. That's fecked that idea then and it was the only lead i had they only had pure white one's but every body there was wearing them and i thought they would be ideal when the snow was around next time i will check if they do different colours thanks for your input
  19. i was concerned in case it caused any offence as not many people in moss side may agree with shooting rabbits in the snow i think there more into drive by shooting
  20. In veiw of frances ban on the covering of the face my question is this ?????????????????????? OK guys does this mean that i will have to sell my outfit i purchased in the good old U.S of A it would be a shame it was cheap as feck i was drawn to the sales man by the burning pile of sticks he was i very tall chap or at least i think it was a bloke but who knows as he was covered head to toe in a long white robe, pointed hat and matching white mask i have only worn it ounce and found it not fit for purpose as even in heavy snow conditions the fecking rabbits seem to spot
  21. OK guys does this mean that i will have to sell my outfit i purchased in the good old U.S of A it would be a shame it was cheap as feck i was drawn to the sales man by the burning pile of sticks he was i very tall chap or at least i think it was a bloke but who knows as he was covered head to toe in a long white robe pointed hat and matching white mask i have only worn it ounce and found it not fit for purpose as even in heavy snow conditions the fecking rabbits seem to spot the pointed hat i am now concerned about the legality as to weather i am within the law to
  22. Well done fella And well done the boy's let's hope its the first of many for both you and them it's nice to see youngsters with a sport that will keep them fit and give them a group of friends that will remain with them during this important and impressionable time of their life good exercise team discipline and ambition to better themselves perhaps even play for country and the bonus it will keep you fit and out of mischief to mike
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