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Halfhound

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  1. WILF Scotty had shown me a document which proves you are the long lost son of Churchill to a mother of pristine royal blood and claims that you will return to the UK to lead an uprising as King and take it back and restore it to the white wealthy utopia it was once was. Is it the truth or was he pulling my leg?
  2. I’m in Bradford until around 12 hopefully he is ok and will reach out
  3. Bangers is running up and down the stairs at home with the rocky tune blaring awaiting my arrival
  4. Easy tiger never have smoked weed in my life. Heading for a few pints now nicest pints of Guinness in London
  5. Missus bangers has called time on the WIFI again I’d say he was getting over stimulated
  6. The PTSD stemmed from his younger years as a prison wife in armley
  7. I’ll be honest if I don’t leave with his bike and his pup I’ll see the trip as a failure
  8. I have a sneaky suspicion somebody bought a couple of cans while at Morrisons
  9. Bangers I know your excited waiting for my arrival but I cake it abit over the top I’d prefer a large whiskey
  10. Single biggest sausage god ever put breath into I’m convinced of it
  11. I’ve a fair idea going by your posts on here and your not up to much. Your assuming a lot about who I am
  12. Would you not just get the boat over to France and chore one I’ve heard it’s the done thing in the past a camper van that is I wouldn’t go all that way for a canary
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