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Seagull

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  1. 78k in the bank after selling the grotto FFS. If you want I can set up a go fund me and we will get you that canoe you dream of. The Tesla is payed for son, don't worry about me, some folk can stick a job, have you tried reporting the bullying to the site foreman? Lol
  2. No, learned it from all the Welsh women I banged after they were begging for some superior English spunk in em to improve the lines. Lol Mate, the both of you in your primes would be like a pair of oxpeckers on a rhino! It would be beneath me to get out of bed for the pair of ya, I'd be embarrassed. Has Greyman got you unblocking his shitter as well as tongue punching his cornholio?
  3. Come on now Barbossa, you and Twin Town boy couldn't fight anorexia. Lol
  4. You stick with your grandad estate, this Tesla is worth more than the grotty estate you live on Valley Boy!
  5. Here's here Greyman's love child, I wasn't talking to you ya albino Biafran! Your head is that far up his arse I can't tell where you end and he begins. Unlike the Punjabi Pillock, I don't pretend to be a plastic nationalist, i take people as they come whatever race or religion and if I saw the pair of you, I'd wrap you both together and make you a human pretzel!
  6. Informers don't get jail, you know the score.
  7. Rapid mate, pins you to the seat, can't imagine what the performance version would be like.
  8. At least his was chasing something, our very own @mushroom thinks his dog is a real un because it tumbled down El Toro.
  9. They weren't mate, google told me. Lol
  10. Back to the Punjab for thee damp patch.
  11. You better ask him, he forgets about his ancestry.
  12. Again, people like him welcomed in people of your type and you have the cheek to insult him, you are the lowest of the low.
  13. 330-350 mate, not exactly sure but will be able to tell you more once I've run it a few times, 443bhp equivalent.
  14. In the tune of Shirley Bassey: "Shitfinger."
  15. You're about as British as a Biryani you fraudster, put some respect on that man's name!
  16. Any training tips for me Barbossa?
  17. If it wasn't for the likes of him you'd be cleaning your arse with your bare hands and carrying jugs of water on your head you Punjabi origined cretin!
  18. One of my favourite scenes in the movie.
  19. Are they, can't say I've noticed it mate.
  20. That's the key point, when. Unless it fails, a battery should be good for hundreds of thousands of miles, waaay past the date a car is usually replaced. Battery life seems to be better than originally thought.
  21. Too many chiefs and not enough Indians.
  22. Load of bollox mate, can't believe you actually believe it. Over 3/4 of the population took the vaccine, if it was as deadly as you claim, millions would have died.
  23. Did he, or was he just speaking from experience and you tinfoilers didn't like what you were hearing? Lol
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