Pardus
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I'm not married and too right, she's the mother to my kids, the c**t is lucky he didn't have the bollocks to show up.
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You have made yourself look a right clown, you told me Redbeck cafe, I sit there 3/4 of a hour and you are still trying to worm your way out.
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Right, this is embarrassing but he's been given the chance to apologise and be honest. I messaged him yesterday after his bollocks and told him to be a big man to my face. He told me to be at Red Becks cafe for 4 which is about half hour from my work. I thought I was going to be finished for half two so asked him if he could come for 3, I didnt end up finishing while nearly 3 anyway and got to the cafe for 3:20. I messaged the c**t loads of times and then he said he was at the Wakey rugby ground only 5 mins off, 5 mins passed and then he says he was 15 mins off. I sit about in the
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Don't you dare try and worm your way out, read the message I've just sent and do what I said or else you're getting shown up for what you are and you'll never be able to show your face on here again for pure embarrassment.
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Hurry up I've got the coffees in.
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Back to the boat damp patch, you just can't handle the fact that I exposed you for the fraudster you really are, you and Bangers haven't got a brain cell between you.
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New member saying "HELLO"
Pardus replied to jasonbartlettstalking's topic in New Member Introductions
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No wonder he lives in the aviary.
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You messaged me first you strange c**t out of politeness I messaged the mongo back. Because you are that much of a spastic I was explaining to you that it wasn't me who was ribbing you and it was him, now go toss off a canary lard arse. Lol
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It's a surprise that it's taken this long for them to produce a champion.
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Mate, you come on here after happy hour and then disappear until the next piss-up. You can't even remember what dog breed you have FFS, is it a lurcher or a black lab? Lol
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Like the owner, yours is invisible. Only comes out after ten pints when the imagination is running wild. Lol
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Hahahahaha I'm talking about you and your mongol wife, and what? Lol
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Can't believe a top dogman like you got the wool pulled over your eyes, I mean our young un could spot a black lab a mile off, bet they saw you coming. How's the dog doing now mate, you never mention it? Lol
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You've had her locked up for that long, which caravan site did you grab her from then? Is she father to daughter mating or brother to sister? Did you use a coefficient calculator before pupping her, the dangers of inbreeding are all too well known.
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They all laughed when you said you wanted to be a comedian, they're not laughing now.
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Says the hairy pot bellied invalid at 40,you've got a hernia like Quango off Total Recall.
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Mate, best not to throw stones in glass houses when your lass is pure bred mongol, she must be to entertain a simpleton like you.
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Give us a laugh mate, tell us about that time you went for a bull cross pup and it ended up turning out to be a black lab.
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I'm sure you'll be welcomed, just being a gift for each. He likes a zebra finch and she loves a cockatoo.
