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  1. Pardus
    You are the biggest lying fraudster ever, the car park was virtually empty just like your head. Have you heard the bollocks you are typing trying to convince yourself, I bet you were dangerous in prison, bet you was known as the canary! Lol
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    I arranged to meet you and just like Bangers your arse fell out. And the only way he won't see me is if he goes back on his word. So, if you're offering a cuppa I'll come for one on the way up to Glasgow lol
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    Fanny pad do one, make a note to yourself, next time I say Red Becks cafe, do not go to Jay's Gun Shop.
  4. Pardus
    You've just said it's funny how nobody has met me, and, I don't know anyone off here so why would I be meeting loads of folk. I'm not like you asking all and sundry to come for a cuppa tea. Haha
  5. Pardus
    I didn't know you'd get jail for making someone laugh uncontrollably?
  6. Pardus
    If you want to meet me why don't you come to Scotties when I go pick up the pup? Don't tell me, moles. Lol
  7. Pardus
    He was looking for a scrap in the deepest of slop, but Bangers was hiding in Jay's Gun Shop.
  8. Pardus
    I'm winning 2-0, hopefully it will be third time lucky.
  9. Pardus
    The story gets more elaborate after every can you drink, you'd win a booker prize guaranteed.
  10. Pardus
    Yeah, I need to stop entertaining hide & seek champs. Lol
  11. Pardus
    It does take one to know one.
  12. Pardus
    He couldn't break wind, leave it out. Lol
  13. Pardus
    At least GTA 6 is arriving soon... Lol
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    A bit like your Google maps, types in Red Becks cafe but ends up at Jay's gun shop instead.
  16. Pardus
    These are the only gloves you've ever seen you empty tracksuit.
  17. Pardus
    He's a diamond, arranges a meeting at Red Becks cafe and ends up lost at Jay's gunshop, I don't think I could bring myself to belt the simple twat. Lol
  18. Pardus
    Have you ever considered Jackanory?
  19. Pardus
    It would be arranged for the O2 and he'd say we said Oz.
  20. Pardus
    He surely must be on the windup here, Mary Poppins is more believable.
  21. Pardus
    He's definitely a mongo alright, a decrepit one at that. Have you seen his derby, it's got it's own habitat.
  22. Pardus
    Embarrassing, I mean you are actually trying to call someone out for being in the exact same spot you told them to meet you, you're the biggest shameless c**t in the history of mankind. Hahaha
  23. Pardus
    I put the images on earlier you fat soft mess, I put the pic up when I first got there and was sat waiting like a numpty for the phantom blagger. The only message I got was that you're at a gun shop FFS and that you had a white transport. You and me both know you were a no show like the slack jawed fag you are. From now on I'm gonna call you Bangersanddash.
  24. Pardus
    You've got better eyes than me. Lol
  25. Pardus
    He must have been wearing treble camo because he blended in alright. The only man that arranges to meet at a cafe but then shouts "I'm at a gunshop " after I've gone. I bet the Amazon drivers have fun delivering his items, "I'll tell em to deliver to 69 but they don't know I really live at 45, I'll show them."
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