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Pardus

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  1. His stories are like his teeth, all over the place and full of holes.
  2. His dog would be guaranteed dead on her first ever dig to a pig, he just knows because it growled at the pug. Hahaha
  3. What's Walter concocting now, you could be the next Plummer.
  4. It's a good job he's a lying c**t and it wasn't an actual real pic of where the fella lived. He's a liability, not only posting pics of someone's house but sharing the directions to the cunting thing, he's got to be Mike Butchers lad?
  5. How many foreign blow-up dolls are you going through a day? FFS.
  6. Can see it on his daily walk to the super market for his bottles of Lambrini and Take-a-Break magazine with the Pug, Lakey & Afghan Hound.
  7. I think he's watched too many Chuck Norris films myself. Did you see that video of him, looked like Karl Pilkington having a set to with Rodney Trotter.
  8. Has this sausage sobered up yet, Lambrini is a hell of a drink.
  9. He's a darling he is. "Them terriers are shite!" "Why's that Bangers mate, jack did they?" "No, when Trev broke through the c**t was only locked on to the pig and hadn't killed it or started eating it, not worth a wank!"
  10. Don't be giving it he's too old, you remember it was only last year when you said you was gonna show me a real dog but you jacked again, remember offering to meet at the services. Your dogs done nowt, the Akita has probably caught more..
  11. I know you are full of bullshit, now where's my trophy. Lol
  12. I've seen a cranky old Jack Russell boss a Patterdale about but it shit got real the Russell would have been stone cold dead. An older dog putting a younger dog in it's place is just typical dog behaviour.
  13. A strange man, thinks he knows more about my own dog than me. Lol Imagine the c**t in a pub quiz, he'd win it without getting a right answer.
  14. The man's a pure fantasist, a dangerous one at that. You'd be alright taking him out, he'd have you raided by the week's end, old squealer. Lol
  15. Clever dog = jacker according to you. You have more front than Blackpool. Your dog got bit by a mole and jacked.
  16. It wasn't near the road you simple c**t, I told you what happened, I was well away from the road walking a place where i usually walk him and for some unknown reason he lost contact with me and made his way back home, I'm not sure if he'd chased anything or got spooked but you know it all don't you.
  17. I'm just glad that game little terrier pulled through.
  18. Would yours kill an adult fox though, no good arse grabbing. Lol
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