That's something Greengrass would do. Lol
If they caught you running a dog I'd pretend to be an anti yourself and start crying that you have just got your fur baby out of a rescue centre that saved it from those murdering hare coursers. Lol
Guinness can disguised thermals, how much mate? I like your thinking, coppers come and they just think you're a piss head staggering about the field with your dog.
Will you shut up whining you rigor mortis faced invalid and get squatting! If that means teabagging your rubber doll then so be it! It'll add decades on to your life!
Will your shut the f**k up I'm trying to get some kip here, was working until 5am this morning and bet you're all still in bed typing away.
As for dogs, I've only got myself down for the best litter in the country!
Forget saluki racing, bison racing is where it's at. I don't believe a word of that article, a bison beating a quarter horse, the fastest horse on the planet, no chance. Lol
I'll have a look pal, I've seen some birds on FB who do them sort of classes but they're a good few miles away. As you'll know, just throwing tonnes of steel around gets boring after a while. I want Rocky IV style not Ivan Drago. Lol
I have an idea of course, I could just do a fully body routine but I get bored of em, I think I'd find the functional strength training more interesting, switching things up more.