if you get a fruit bowel, fill it with ketchup, vinegar, blood if ya can get it. then put a teatowell over and say its a lucky dip, works a treat, or take the core out of an apple. cut the 2 ends off and slot the bottom end back so it looks normal, then fill it with cow shit, slot back on the top and itlooks normal. great to see peoples faces when they bite in...