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Simoman

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  1. I am sometimes a little slow but this is definately a p*ss take fellas.................
  2. Only in his own f*****g mind Wilf..............
  3. seems to me some posters are afraid of what i am capible of Cock....... Using spell check?
  4. I think of copy of Sigmunds book would be great to prop open his cell door on ward B....................drooler unit................
  5. It was devine intervention, fireman don't question, just respect his authority...............
  6. seems to me some posters are afraid of what i am capible of, thats why i change my name as i get persecuted after a time if i stay the same, this site is full of wannabies weekend warriors who could only dream of the knowlag i posses in hunting, i proove it time and time again, where are your woodgas and snareman now i ask? faded into the background as usual to have a re think, people like me dont just go away Cock....... why becouse i am right? No because you comes across as an arrogant prick better a prick than a wannabe Wannabe? I wouldn't wanna be
  7. There are numerous people on this site who have done loads and I dontt hesitate in asking about their extensive knowledge, trouble is you wont know who they are as they dont walk around with a placard shouting "Im Billy big bollocks", you are the Messiah eh? Well stop telling us and f*****g prove it...............................
  8. seems to me some posters are afraid of what i am capible of, thats why i change my name as i get persecuted after a time if i stay the same, this site is full of wannabies weekend warriors who could only dream of the knowlag i posses in hunting, i proove it time and time again, where are your woodgas and snareman now i ask? faded into the background as usual to have a re think, people like me dont just go away Cock....... why becouse i am right? No because you comes across as an arrogant prick
  9. seems to me some posters are afraid of what i am capible of, thats why i change my name as i get persecuted after a time if i stay the same, this site is full of wannabies weekend warriors who could only dream of the knowlag i posses in hunting, i proove it time and time again, where are your woodgas and snareman now i ask? faded into the background as usual to have a re think, people like me dont just go away Cock.......
  10. Likes men.......

  11. Dalmation lurcher..............I'd rather have syphillis......................again.......................
  12. Preferably a quad with speed to rush you from the fen to the bog........................................
  13. Looks in good knick...........
  14. Its just you wag, you make me so relaxed I can be myself with you, my dream involved you, mayonaise and some razor wire...............
  15. It will be a real shame if the right bitch can't be found for this dog, he is a real tool, with a chilled temperament(spent ages last night at a birthday party being fed sausage rolls by my kids) and a great dog to be around, sociable, stock broken, can be a bit smelly though when his owner lets him run into a muddy dyke after a bunny...........
  16. Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya?
  17. I thought you were done with the post?
  18. Pass the paracetamol...................
  19. Mine don't, they have a very low libido...................
  20. I never knew Steven Seagal was into hunting, yo f*ck nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  21. Got your pm, agree 100%, shall I go first?
  22. Our dogs are expected to do there best so we have a responsibility to provide them with the best diet/housing/healthcare etc, those "kennels" appear to fall short........................like Ronnie Corbett short..................
  23. Just spend time bonding and socialising at the moment.............
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