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  1. The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination in Swindon, Wiltshire. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists Q. How is dew formed A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire Q. What causes the tides in the oceans A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water
  2. i used to grow stuff to smoke was pretty good couldnt help giggling when i smoked it tho
  3. he is still not doin the biz the jills lump is as big as ever i really cant work it out
  4. its sorted now thanks i have the wire to make them!!!! im just shit at bending them up LOL
  5. cheers lads what price range are the gas rams? cheers lads
  6. people who say its crap are probly comp hunters and imagine there selfs haveing all the time in the world in a day ferreting,if its saves time im all up for it last thing you need is spending extra time on a dig when you could be catching some more connies just my humble opinion good work stubby
  7. the jills are bitchy to the hob but he isnt even sniffing around which is weird and when i put them in he didnt even try anything? i will take him out a few days and see what happens
  8. but he isnt trying stubby what you rekon?
  9. not the anser i was looking for looks like i do own a gay ferret then
  10. i had 2 hobs given to me by a friend got one castrated one vesectomised put the vestomised one in with the in season jill(vuvla to full size) as he isnt intrested whats going on?
  11. cheers for the reply buddy are they much good? as for a few more quid i could get a s200?
  12. how loud are the old bsa lightning if i got one shot a rabbits will everything in a 30 miles radius feck off? cheers
  13. fecking great is that mate no trades for chicks, no getting footed in the prosces of trying to trade for a chick its defo a good thing
  14. im not a anti but it does look a bit fat n in too good of condition to be ferral?
  15. if you could get a pic that would be great bud cheers
  16. fair play budd you lucky bugger being able to use one are they hard to shoot i.e does it have a scope sorry dont know much about them
  17. i wonder the legal aspect of shooting a mole with it ? lol bloody great things i have only seen the fruits of the spear gun and thats good enough for me couldnt you look on ask buddy as im sure they maybe a few sites that may tell you where to get hold of one
  18. alright spring field i know your looking at this thread how are you buddy?. that makes sense hpool but i know this may sound stupid but is there any advantage or disadvantage with a bitch or a dog? i dont want to breed them or anything?
  19. whats the adavantages of haveing a beddy in the mix then ? i heard pure whippets have to retire earlyer than other dogs i.e whippets ect is this true?
  20. looking for a beddy x whippet pup cash waiting based in helston but can travel thanks mark
  21. THE DUCK AND THE LAWYER A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in New Zealand and, if you don't let me get that
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