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Here is one of lurcher Micks infamous tall storys written under one of his many alias estrudo1986.

 

wait till yous read this.... got chatting to a mate yesterday morning who i used to go to the old permission in hexhamsire with and anyway he says to me oh i got new land if you fancy a look out with the gun so obviously i accepted

 

so we loaded the car up at 9 pm last night with the dogs the ferret and the gun..(only had the ferret incase we were there when the sun come up and the box is big enough for it to be in for more than a few hours) got to the permission at 9:25pm had a quick smoke and a cuppa tea then plowed on in too the fields with the pup tied to my belt and the JRT mooching freely we had only been there about 40 mins and had 7 rabbits so not bad going but the best is still to come he decided to try the next field which he didnt have in anycase the next thing i no is im being slapped round the back of the head i turn round to tell my mate to f**k off and behave only too see he has gone and im standing in front of a game keeper (i was only standing in the middle of lord lambtons land) and what have i got with me a loaded gun a ferret 2 dogs and a bag full of bunnys.....

yous can probs guess what happened next got slapped about quite a bit off 4 gampys accused of poaching the rabbits and took to the police station in a land rover against my will....... they roughed my dogs about via there leads and slammed my ferret box on the floor whilst she was still inside poor girl any way as usual the PIGS dont believe me that i didnt get the rabbits off lambtons land and ive got to appear at houghton le spring magistrates court for charges of TRESPASS CARRYING A LOADED WEAPON ON PRIVATE LAND AND POACHING and to make things bettere the police have kenneled my dogs untill after the court hearing

 

 

what the hell

cheers mick

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Here is one of lurcher Micks infamous tall storys written under one of his many alias estrudo1986.

 

wait till yous read this.... got chatting to a mate yesterday morning who i used to go to the old permission in hexhamsire with and anyway he says to me oh i got new land if you fancy a look out with the gun so obviously i accepted

 

so we loaded the car up at 9 pm last night with the dogs the ferret and the gun..(only had the ferret incase we were there when the sun come up and the box is big enough for it to be in for more than a few hours) got to the permission at 9:25pm had a quick smoke and a cuppa tea then plowed on in too the fields with the pup tied to my belt and the JRT mooching freely we had only been there about 40 mins and had 7 rabbits so not bad going but the best is still to come he decided to try the next field which he didnt have in anycase the next thing i no is im being slapped round the back of the head i turn round to tell my mate to f**k off and behave only too see he has gone and im standing in front of a game keeper (i was only standing in the middle of lord lambtons land) and what have i got with me a loaded gun a ferret 2 dogs and a bag full of bunnys.....

yous can probs guess what happened next got slapped about quite a bit off 4 gampys accused of poaching the rabbits and took to the police station in a land rover against my will....... they roughed my dogs about via there leads and slammed my ferret box on the floor whilst she was still inside poor girl any way as usual the PIGS dont believe me that i didnt get the rabbits off lambtons land and ive got to appear at houghton le spring magistrates court for charges of TRESPASS CARRYING A LOADED WEAPON ON PRIVATE LAND AND POACHING and to make things bettere the police have kenneled my dogs untill after the court hearing

 

 

what the hell

cheers mick

i remember that one :clapper::clapper::clapper:

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Sounds like the stupid fecker to me :rolleyes: HH you know him and you where big buddies once over, just admit it :laugh:

you got me there :D:clapper: ... i member you made your sharp exit from a night out with him ... :D:D:D ,

 

shhhh :icon_redface: an experience I was trying to forget :11:

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Sounds like the stupid fecker to me :rolleyes: HH you know him and you where big buddies once over, just admit it :laugh:

you got me there :D:clapper: ... i member you made your sharp exit from a night out with him ... :D:D:D ,

 

shhhh :icon_redface: an experience I was trying to forget :11:

 

na that one will haunt you for the rest if your life :D

 

i liked this topic - one of my faves from the master of disguises . :D

 

http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/index...ermick&st=0

 

HH

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sorry lads but yous have all got the wrong person i dont no any debbie calvert or anyone else off here

 

How did you know you were mentioned in a thread started on March 13 as your not named in the title of the thread :laugh:

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sorry lads but yous have all got the wrong person i dont no any debbie calvert or anyone else off here

 

How did you know you were mentioned in a thread started on March 13 as your not named in the title of the thread :laugh:

 

 

Well done, Miss Marple!

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sorry lads but yous have all got the wrong person i dont no any debbie calvert or anyone else off here

 

How did you know you were mentioned in a thread started on March 13 as your not named in the title of the thread :laugh:

 

 

Well done, Miss Marple!

 

I would have thought that this thread was way down the pages & would have had to be searched for , a bit of a coincidence i think :laugh:

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:clapper::clapper: Gotcha!!

 

For a second there I didnt think you was going to rise :D

 

 

Wilfy that was a feeble attempt and you know it :clapper:

 

No, I admit........not one of my better efforts :clapper::victory:

you 2 lovers now :clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper: next you will have mark in a threesome :o

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Here is one of lurcher Micks infamous tall storys written under one of his many alias estrudo1986.

 

wait till yous read this.... got chatting to a mate yesterday morning who i used to go to the old permission in hexhamsire with and anyway he says to me oh i got new land if you fancy a look out with the gun so obviously i accepted

 

so we loaded the car up at 9 pm last night with the dogs the ferret and the gun..(only had the ferret incase we were there when the sun come up and the box is big enough for it to be in for more than a few hours) got to the permission at 9:25pm had a quick smoke and a cuppa tea then plowed on in too the fields with the pup tied to my belt and the JRT mooching freely we had only been there about 40 mins and had 7 rabbits so not bad going but the best is still to come he decided to try the next field which he didnt have in anycase the next thing i no is im being slapped round the back of the head i turn round to tell my mate to f**k off and behave only too see he has gone and im standing in front of a game keeper (i was only standing in the middle of lord lambtons land) and what have i got with me a loaded gun a ferret 2 dogs and a bag full of bunnys.....

yous can probs guess what happened next got slapped about quite a bit off 4 gampys accused of poaching the rabbits and took to the police station in a land rover against my will....... they roughed my dogs about via there leads and slammed my ferret box on the floor whilst she was still inside poor girl any way as usual the PIGS dont believe me that i didnt get the rabbits off lambtons land and ive got to appear at houghton le spring magistrates court for charges of TRESPASS CARRYING A LOADED WEAPON ON PRIVATE LAND AND POACHING and to make things bettere the police have kenneled my dogs untill after the court hearing

 

 

what the hell

cheers mick

 

well that is shit, i used ti live there... lambton does not own any land there, certainly none thats keepered... if he was caught there he would be up in hexham magistrates not a court thats probably 30 plus miles away..

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Here is one of lurcher Micks infamous tall storys written under one of his many alias estrudo1986.

 

wait till yous read this.... got chatting to a mate yesterday morning who i used to go to the old permission in hexhamsire with and anyway he says to me oh i got new land if you fancy a look out with the gun so obviously i accepted

 

so we loaded the car up at 9 pm last night with the dogs the ferret and the gun..(only had the ferret incase we were there when the sun come up and the box is big enough for it to be in for more than a few hours) got to the permission at 9:25pm had a quick smoke and a cuppa tea then plowed on in too the fields with the pup tied to my belt and the JRT mooching freely we had only been there about 40 mins and had 7 rabbits so not bad going but the best is still to come he decided to try the next field which he didnt have in anycase the next thing i no is im being slapped round the back of the head i turn round to tell my mate to f**k off and behave only too see he has gone and im standing in front of a game keeper (i was only standing in the middle of lord lambtons land) and what have i got with me a loaded gun a ferret 2 dogs and a bag full of bunnys.....

yous can probs guess what happened next got slapped about quite a bit off 4 gampys accused of poaching the rabbits and took to the police station in a land rover against my will....... they roughed my dogs about via there leads and slammed my ferret box on the floor whilst she was still inside poor girl any way as usual the PIGS dont believe me that i didnt get the rabbits off lambtons land and ive got to appear at houghton le spring magistrates court for charges of TRESPASS CARRYING A LOADED WEAPON ON PRIVATE LAND AND POACHING and to make things bettere the police have kenneled my dogs untill after the court hearing

 

 

what the hell

cheers mick

 

 

Yep I remember that one to,..... now gather round children :laugh::laugh::whistling:

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