Guest WILF Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 One of your pals was he Joe? No, he was more on your wave length than mine Wilfy :11: Gotcha!! For a second there I didnt think you was going to rise Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest joe ox Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Here is one of lurcher Micks infamous tall storys written under one of his many alias estrudo1986. wait till yous read this.... got chatting to a mate yesterday morning who i used to go to the old permission in hexhamsire with and anyway he says to me oh i got new land if you fancy a look out with the gun so obviously i accepted so we loaded the car up at 9 pm last night with the dogs the ferret and the gun..(only had the ferret incase we were there when the sun come up and the box is big enough for it to be in for more than a few hours) got to the permission at 9:25pm had a quick smoke and a cuppa tea then plowed on in too the fields with the pup tied to my belt and the JRT mooching freely we had only been there about 40 mins and had 7 rabbits so not bad going but the best is still to come he decided to try the next field which he didnt have in anycase the next thing i no is im being slapped round the back of the head i turn round to tell my mate to f**k off and behave only too see he has gone and im standing in front of a game keeper (i was only standing in the middle of lord lambtons land) and what have i got with me a loaded gun a ferret 2 dogs and a bag full of bunnys..... yous can probs guess what happened next got slapped about quite a bit off 4 gampys accused of poaching the rabbits and took to the police station in a land rover against my will....... they roughed my dogs about via there leads and slammed my ferret box on the floor whilst she was still inside poor girl any way as usual the PIGS dont believe me that i didnt get the rabbits off lambtons land and ive got to appear at houghton le spring magistrates court for charges of TRESPASS CARRYING A LOADED WEAPON ON PRIVATE LAND AND POACHING and to make things bettere the police have kenneled my dogs untill after the court hearing what the hell cheers mick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest joe ox Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Gotcha!! For a second there I didnt think you was going to rise Wilfy that was a feeble attempt and you know it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Gotcha!! For a second there I didnt think you was going to rise Wilfy that was a feeble attempt and you know it No, I admit........not one of my better efforts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
luke 2 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Here is one of lurcher Micks infamous tall storys written under one of his many alias estrudo1986. wait till yous read this.... got chatting to a mate yesterday morning who i used to go to the old permission in hexhamsire with and anyway he says to me oh i got new land if you fancy a look out with the gun so obviously i accepted so we loaded the car up at 9 pm last night with the dogs the ferret and the gun..(only had the ferret incase we were there when the sun come up and the box is big enough for it to be in for more than a few hours) got to the permission at 9:25pm had a quick smoke and a cuppa tea then plowed on in too the fields with the pup tied to my belt and the JRT mooching freely we had only been there about 40 mins and had 7 rabbits so not bad going but the best is still to come he decided to try the next field which he didnt have in anycase the next thing i no is im being slapped round the back of the head i turn round to tell my mate to f**k off and behave only too see he has gone and im standing in front of a game keeper (i was only standing in the middle of lord lambtons land) and what have i got with me a loaded gun a ferret 2 dogs and a bag full of bunnys..... yous can probs guess what happened next got slapped about quite a bit off 4 gampys accused of poaching the rabbits and took to the police station in a land rover against my will....... they roughed my dogs about via there leads and slammed my ferret box on the floor whilst she was still inside poor girl any way as usual the PIGS dont believe me that i didnt get the rabbits off lambtons land and ive got to appear at houghton le spring magistrates court for charges of TRESPASS CARRYING A LOADED WEAPON ON PRIVATE LAND AND POACHING and to make things bettere the police have kenneled my dogs untill after the court hearing what the hell cheers mick i remember that one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest joe ox Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 (edited) Sounds like the stupid fecker to me HH you know him and you where big buddies once over, just admit it you got me there ... i member you made your sharp exit from a night out with him ... , shhhh an experience I was trying to forget :11: Edited March 13, 2009 by joe ox Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hpool_hunter Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Sounds like the stupid fecker to me HH you know him and you where big buddies once over, just admit it you got me there ... i member you made your sharp exit from a night out with him ... , shhhh an experience I was trying to forget :11: na that one will haunt you for the rest if your life i liked this topic - one of my faves from the master of disguises . http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/index...ermick&st=0 HH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deputydog 68 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 if you want to find lurcher mick go to newcastle dogs he parades the dogs on for debbie calvert Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy s410c 61 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I ain't a dog lad but reading being caught on Lambton's land fooking stepping back into the 's for me ...The Penshaw Woolie's eat deer above Shiney Row bridge quality Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 sorry lads but yous have all got the wrong person i dont no any debbie calvert or anyone else off here How did you know you were mentioned in a thread started on March 13 as your not named in the title of the thread Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,898 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 sorry lads but yous have all got the wrong person i dont no any debbie calvert or anyone else off here How did you know you were mentioned in a thread started on March 13 as your not named in the title of the thread Well done, Miss Marple! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 sorry lads but yous have all got the wrong person i dont no any debbie calvert or anyone else off here How did you know you were mentioned in a thread started on March 13 as your not named in the title of the thread Well done, Miss Marple! I would have thought that this thread was way down the pages & would have had to be searched for , a bit of a coincidence i think Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest slipper Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Gotcha!! For a second there I didnt think you was going to rise Wilfy that was a feeble attempt and you know it No, I admit........not one of my better efforts you 2 lovers now next you will have mark in a threesome Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alimac 882 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Here is one of lurcher Micks infamous tall storys written under one of his many alias estrudo1986. wait till yous read this.... got chatting to a mate yesterday morning who i used to go to the old permission in hexhamsire with and anyway he says to me oh i got new land if you fancy a look out with the gun so obviously i accepted so we loaded the car up at 9 pm last night with the dogs the ferret and the gun..(only had the ferret incase we were there when the sun come up and the box is big enough for it to be in for more than a few hours) got to the permission at 9:25pm had a quick smoke and a cuppa tea then plowed on in too the fields with the pup tied to my belt and the JRT mooching freely we had only been there about 40 mins and had 7 rabbits so not bad going but the best is still to come he decided to try the next field which he didnt have in anycase the next thing i no is im being slapped round the back of the head i turn round to tell my mate to f**k off and behave only too see he has gone and im standing in front of a game keeper (i was only standing in the middle of lord lambtons land) and what have i got with me a loaded gun a ferret 2 dogs and a bag full of bunnys..... yous can probs guess what happened next got slapped about quite a bit off 4 gampys accused of poaching the rabbits and took to the police station in a land rover against my will....... they roughed my dogs about via there leads and slammed my ferret box on the floor whilst she was still inside poor girl any way as usual the PIGS dont believe me that i didnt get the rabbits off lambtons land and ive got to appear at houghton le spring magistrates court for charges of TRESPASS CARRYING A LOADED WEAPON ON PRIVATE LAND AND POACHING and to make things bettere the police have kenneled my dogs untill after the court hearing what the hell cheers mick well that is shit, i used ti live there... lambton does not own any land there, certainly none thats keepered... if he was caught there he would be up in hexham magistrates not a court thats probably 30 plus miles away.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RatSnatcher 0 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Here is one of lurcher Micks infamous tall storys written under one of his many alias estrudo1986. wait till yous read this.... got chatting to a mate yesterday morning who i used to go to the old permission in hexhamsire with and anyway he says to me oh i got new land if you fancy a look out with the gun so obviously i accepted so we loaded the car up at 9 pm last night with the dogs the ferret and the gun..(only had the ferret incase we were there when the sun come up and the box is big enough for it to be in for more than a few hours) got to the permission at 9:25pm had a quick smoke and a cuppa tea then plowed on in too the fields with the pup tied to my belt and the JRT mooching freely we had only been there about 40 mins and had 7 rabbits so not bad going but the best is still to come he decided to try the next field which he didnt have in anycase the next thing i no is im being slapped round the back of the head i turn round to tell my mate to f**k off and behave only too see he has gone and im standing in front of a game keeper (i was only standing in the middle of lord lambtons land) and what have i got with me a loaded gun a ferret 2 dogs and a bag full of bunnys..... yous can probs guess what happened next got slapped about quite a bit off 4 gampys accused of poaching the rabbits and took to the police station in a land rover against my will....... they roughed my dogs about via there leads and slammed my ferret box on the floor whilst she was still inside poor girl any way as usual the PIGS dont believe me that i didnt get the rabbits off lambtons land and ive got to appear at houghton le spring magistrates court for charges of TRESPASS CARRYING A LOADED WEAPON ON PRIVATE LAND AND POACHING and to make things bettere the police have kenneled my dogs untill after the court hearing what the hell cheers mick Yep I remember that one to,..... now gather round children Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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