harrycatcat 31 Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 After retiring, I went to the Benefits Office to sort out my pension. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's licence to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Pension application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Benefits Office office. She said, 'You should have dropped your trousers. You might have got disability, too' and that's how the fight started.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clay man 0 Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 was it a wet dream you had :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hollie 21 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Very good, made me laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oneutrust 0 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Nice one. S. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,596 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 roflmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippeter69 88 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Is that true or a joke lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
welshhound2 20 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 like it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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