Guest hyperion Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 im on full disaplinary at work and looks like ill be susspended for a few days pending a hearing so........................ At first I was trained I was certified Kept thinking I could never work without you by my side But I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong I grew strong I learned how to carry on (Literally!) and so I quit from travis perkins I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face I should have changed my stupid job I should have written a better CV If I had known for just one second I would be quitting travis perkins Go now go I'm out the door Just turn around now 'cause you're not working anymore Weren't you the one who tried to tempt me with sales training You think I'd crumble You think I'd give in and lie Oh no, not I I will resign as long as I know how to code I know I will stay in line I've got all my life to live I've got all my brains to give and I'll resign It took all the strength I had not to disappear kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken career and so I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself I used to try Now I hold my breath and Lie! And now you see Somebody new I'm not that chained up little person Still working alongside you and so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to email now I'm saving all my knowledge for someone who's paying me, ........more money!!!!! I Will Resign!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest buster321c Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Ye ok , but what you done ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 or maybe Dear Moronic Corporate Disaster, I am very happy to announce that as of this moment, I resign. It may interest you to know that soon I shall be earning twice your salary in a new field: I shall be involved in the flinging of porcupines between ocean going cargo ships and the shore. We plan to attach messages to the backs of these porcupines and in some cases, to write directly on them. We hope that some day this new form of communication, we call it the Porcupine-Mail-Service or PMS, will really take off. Perhaps one day in the not-so-distant future travis perkins will also use it as a method of communication. I must stress, that as of this moment, we have not hurt any porcupines. They appear to enjoy it. Possibly because we pay the porcupines much more than you paid me. It may also interest you to know, we also pay the parasitic species of louse that has only ever caused problems for their porcupine hosts more than you paid me. Should this endeavour fail, I plan to become either a highwayman or a pirate. Even a highly unsuccessful criminal of this nature is bound to make more than you paid me, and the work will be a lot less sweaty, annoying and pointless. If you are traveling by carriage or sailing-ship one day, wave me down; I am sure I would simply love to catch up with you. On the off chance that this also fails, I have been offered the job of donning a realistic monkey suit and working for peanuts - I know you'll be saying, "but we already pay you peanuts - and you don't have to wear a monkey suit!" Yes, you do indeed pay me peanuts and I don't have to wear a monkey suit. But our peanuts are of a much higher quality and the monkey suit is far less degrading than the travis perkins uniform. As a side note, the dominant male of the group is much more intelligent than yourself and is considerably more pleasant and humane. As another side note, if you are interested in purchasing any donkeys, you're in luck. I have been breeding them recently for the sole purpose of familiarising myself with their stubborn, asinine faces. I had long taken it upon myself to mentally transpose a donkey face over your own during our conversations. When I did this, the clouds cleared and you appeared more credible. I have also taken to translating the inane garbage you spout into Donklyish, the language of the donkey (specifically the Ass dialect which is most similar to your own). Donklyish has the forgiving property of making everything you have said in it sound credible - even the most ludicrous of statements. As you can see, as I will be taking on some form of employment with a credible boss I no longer need the donkeys. They are available to a good home. Perhaps your company could employ them as managers? I think they would do a wonderful job and improve the company immensely. Yours without any respect, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Nice Hype, Nice Nothing like going out on a blaze of glory.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Ye ok , but what you done ? unloaded a lorry and checked all the goods off as all there and let the driver go with £600 worth of gear still on board! oops! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,596 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 If your suspended is it with pay?? look on the bright side a few days out hunting Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,293 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Yours without any respect, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Ye ok , but what you done ? unloaded a lorry and checked all the goods off as all there and let the driver go with £600 worth of gear still on board! oops! You numpty! Think of it this way ... now you've plenty more time to go jogging, and work towards your new svelt figure Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Ye ok , but what you done ? unloaded a lorry and checked all the goods off as all there and let the driver go with £600 worth of gear still on board! oops! You numpty! Think of it this way ... now you've plenty more time to go jogging, and work towards your new svelt figure ha ha! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
droid 11 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Ye ok , but what you done ? unloaded a lorry and checked all the goods off as all there and let the driver go with £600 worth of gear still on board! oops! Years ago got a written warning for similar incompetence.....left, got some qualifications, got a far better job in the end.... That was at the start of a recession, too.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Ye ok , but what you done ? unloaded a lorry and checked all the goods off as all there and let the driver go with £600 worth of gear still on board! oops! Years ago got a written warning for similar incompetence.....left, got some qualifications, got a far better job in the end.... That was at the start of a recession, too.... thats what im hoping to do! stuff it i hate the place any way every day is like going back to school! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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