undisputed 1,664 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 (edited) Just to say cheers Jimb from me and behalf of over 90% of the bull lads for your wisdom in relation to our inferior sub standard dogs. If only you had come on this site earlier I could have saved myself years of heart ache, but thats all in the past now, I'm going to try and track down one of these honest dog men with the high standards you spoke about and see if I can persuade them to sell me a dog...no wait they dont sell them....erm maybe I could skivy for them for a year or two and when they see I'm serious they will train me in their ways so I to can have the best. As way saying thanks you inspired me to write this for you. Please take it in the spirit its meant Ok if you want to sing along its to the tune of the pussy cat dolls "Dontcha" You know I'm the top man____it's easy to see Thats why when anyone needs the best-------they're all over me I've no time for losers-------or dogs that are shite I only breed from best to best------and you know I'm right Chorus Dontcha wish your lurcher was hot like mine---------Dontcha wish your Lurcher caught everytime Dontcha Dontcha wish your lurcher was really good-------Dontcha wish your Lurcher caught all your food Dontcha You know you want one----- its easy to see Cause whenever you want a dog---- you keep phoning me But that just wont happen------your clean out of luck I only keep em for myself------so you can get to f**k You know its a secret----not everyone knows It's all in the breeding----its just the way it goes Chorus Dontcha wish your lurcher was the best-----dontcha wish your lurcher passed every test Dontcha Dontcha wish your lurcher worked really hard-----dontcha wish you had mine in your yard Dontcha I used to breed Labs----but thats all in the past Now I just flap my gums---- about dogs that are fast Now mind its a secret-----dont tell anyone cause every tom,dick and harry would do it-----and that would spoil my fun AH dontcha wish your lurcher could catch a hare-----dont you wish my dog was standing there Dontcha Dontcha wish your lurcher could bang a fox----dontcha think your all a bunch of cocks Dontcha My dogs they bang rabbits----a hundred a night Now your probably thinking -----that Jimb talks shite Well let me assure you----its not pure bullshit Cause I have high standards-----I'm not just a tit Dontcha wish you breeders were just like me------Dontcha wish you only hunted on the PC Dontcha Dontcha wish your Lurcher could catch a Roe--------Dontcha wish your dogs wern't so slow Dontcha Repeat Chorus then fade out! Edited January 31, 2009 by undisputed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest mickyrichardson Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 classic mate i can just see you and a couple of mutts washing that car lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Terrier man 38 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 FFS undi... if only you looked at your collie hound dog now that story would be the oppisite... Dontcha wish your dog was as bad as mine.. Dontcha wish your collie licked your balls all the time... Dontcha wish your dog could catch rabbits ....DONTCHA :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brock1 2 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 f**king quality lmfho undisputed after you have done your year skivying for the best dog in the world :db: put me down for it in it second year becouse it will off killed everything out where you go hunting so you whont need it anymore. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Catcher Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Just to say cheers Jimb from me and behalf of over 90% of the bull lads for your wisdom in relation to our inferior sub standard dogs. If only you had come on this site earlier I could have saved myself years of heart ache, but thats all in the past now, I'm going to try and track down one of these honest dog men with the high standards you spoke about and see if I can persuade them to sell me a dog...no wait they dont sell them....erm maybe I could skivy for them for a year or two and when they see I'm serious they will train me in their ways so I to can have the best. As way saying thanks you inspired me to write this for you. Please take it in the spirit its meant Ok if you want to sing along its to the tune of the pussy cat dolls "Dontcha" You know I'm the top man____it's easy to see Thats why when anyone needs the best-------they're all over me I've no time for losers-------or dogs that are shite I only breed from best to best------and you know I'm right A true running and sight hound is a collie greyhound case ended Chorus Dontcha wish your lurcher was hot like mine Dontcha wish your lurcher caught everytime Dontcha Dontcha wish your lurcher was really good Dontcha wish your lurcher caught all your food Dontcha You know you want one----- its easy to see Cause whenever you want a dog---- you keep phoning me But that just wont happen------your clean out of luck I only keep em for myself------so get to f**k You know its a secret----not everyone knows It's all in the breeding----its just the way it goes Chorus Dontcha wish your lurcher was the best-----dontcha wish your lurcher passed every test Dontcha Dontcha wish your lurcher worked really hard-----dontcha wish you had mine in your yard Dontcha I used to breed Labs----but thats all in the past Now I just flap my gums---- about dogs that are fast Now mind its a secret-----dont tell anyone cause every tom,dick and harry would do it-----and that would spoil my fun AH dontcha wish your lurcher could catch a hare-----dont you wish that life was fair Dontcha Dontcha wish your lurcher could bang a fox----dontcha think your all a bunch of cocks Dontcha Fade out! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 (edited) FFS undi... if only you looked at your collie hound dog now that story would be the oppisite... Dontcha wish your dog was as bad as mine.. Dontcha wish your collie licked your balls all the time... Dontcha wish your dog could catch rabbits ....DONTCHA :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:[/quo Edited January 29, 2009 by undisputed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 f**king quality lmfho undisputed after you have done your year skivying for the best dog in the world :db: put me down for it in it second year becouse it will off killed everything out where you go hunting so you whont need it anymore. I could only do that mate if you know the secret dog breeders handshake Quote Link to post Share on other sites
frost 4 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Brilliant Undi. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 :clapper: How long did it take you come up with that little ditty Undi? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anythingoes 28 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Just to say cheers Jimb from me and behalf of over 90% of the bull lads for your wisdom in relation to our inferior sub standard dogs. If only you had come on this site earlier I could have saved myself years of heart ache, but thats all in the past now, I'm going to try and track down one of these honest dog men with the high standards you spoke about and see if I can persuade them to sell me a dog...no wait they dont sell them....erm maybe I could skivy for them for a year or two and when they see I'm serious they will train me in their ways so I to can have the best. As way saying thanks you inspired me to write this for you. Please take it in the spirit its meant Ok if you want to sing along its to the tune of the pussy cat dolls "Dontcha" You know I'm the top man____it's easy to see Thats why when anyone needs the best-------they're all over me I've no time for losers-------or dogs that are shite I only breed from best to best------and you know I'm right Chorus Dontcha wish your lurcher was hot like mine Dontcha wish your lurcher caught everytime Dontcha Dontcha wish your lurcher was really good Dontcha wish your lurcher caught all your food Dontcha You know you want one----- its easy to see Cause whenever you want a dog---- you keep phoning me But that just wont happen------your clean out of luck I only keep em for myself------so get to f**k You know its a secret----not everyone knows It's all in the breeding----its just the way it goes Chorus Dontcha wish your lurcher was the best-----dontcha wish your lurcher passed every test Dontcha Dontcha wish your lurcher worked really hard-----dontcha wish you had mine in your yard Dontcha I used to breed Labs----but thats all in the past Now I just flap my gums---- about dogs that are fast Now mind its a secret-----dont tell anyone cause every tom,dick and harry would do it-----and that would spoil my fun AH dontcha wish your lurcher could catch a hare-----dont you wish that life was fair Dontcha Dontcha wish your lurcher could bang a fox----dontcha think your all a bunch of cocks Dontcha Fade out! That's got to be the best 1 yet Undisputed !!! you never sees to amaze me ,, you have far to much time on your hands !!! atb anytingoes !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Just to say cheers Jimb from me and behalf of over 90% of the bull lads for your wisdom in relation to our inferior sub standard dogs. If only you had come on this site earlier I could have saved myself years of heart ache, but thats all in the past now, I'm going to try and track down one of these honest dog men with the high standards you spoke about and see if I can persuade them to sell me a dog...no wait they dont sell them....erm maybe I could skivy for them for a year or two and when they see I'm serious they will train me in their ways so I to can have the best. As way saying thanks you inspired me to write this for you. Please take it in the spirit its meant Ok if you want to sing along its to the tune of the pussy cat dolls "Dontcha" You know I'm the top man____it's easy to see Thats why when anyone needs the best-------they're all over me I've no time for losers-------or dogs that are shite I only breed from best to best------and you know I'm right Chorus Dontcha wish your lurcher was hot like mine Dontcha wish your lurcher caught everytime Dontcha Dontcha wish your lurcher was really good Dontcha wish your lurcher caught all your food Dontcha You know you want one----- its easy to see Cause whenever you want a dog---- you keep phoning me But that just wont happen------your clean out of luck I only keep em for myself------so get to f**k You know its a secret----not everyone knows It's all in the breeding----its just the way it goes Chorus Dontcha wish your lurcher was the best-----dontcha wish your lurcher passed every test Dontcha Dontcha wish your lurcher worked really hard-----dontcha wish you had mine in your yard Dontcha I used to breed Labs----but thats all in the past Now I just flap my gums---- about dogs that are fast Now mind its a secret-----dont tell anyone cause every tom,dick and harry would do it-----and that would spoil my fun AH dontcha wish your lurcher could catch a hare-----dont you wish that life was fair Dontcha Dontcha wish your lurcher could bang a fox----dontcha think your all a bunch of cocks Dontcha Fade out! That's got to be the best 1 yet Undisputed !!! you never sees to amaze me ,, you have far to much time on your hands !!! atb anytingoes !! Tell me about it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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