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Just to say cheers Jimb from me and behalf of over 90% of the bull lads for your wisdom in relation to our inferior sub standard dogs. If only you had come on this site earlier I could have saved myself years of heart ache, but thats all in the past now, I'm going to try and track down one of these honest dog men with the high standards you spoke about and see if I can persuade them to sell me a dog...no wait they dont sell them....erm maybe I could skivy for them for a year or two and when they see I'm serious they will train me in their ways so I to can have the best. As way saying thanks you inspired me to write this for you. Please take it in the spirit its meant :boogie:

 

 

Ok if you want to sing along its to the tune of the pussy cat dolls "Dontcha"

 

 

 

You know I'm the top man____it's easy to see

 

Thats why when anyone needs the best-------they're all over me

 

I've no time for losers-------or dogs that are shite

 

I only breed from best to best------and you know I'm right

 

 

Chorus

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher was hot like mine---------Dontcha wish your Lurcher caught everytime

 

Dontcha

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher was really good-------Dontcha wish your Lurcher caught all your food

 

 

Dontcha

 

 

You know you want one----- its easy to see

 

Cause whenever you want a dog---- you keep phoning me

 

But that just wont happen------your clean out of luck

 

I only keep em for myself------so you can get to f**k

 

You know its a secret----not everyone knows

 

It's all in the breeding----its just the way it goes

 

 

Chorus

 

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher was the best-----dontcha wish your lurcher passed every test

 

Dontcha

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher worked really hard-----dontcha wish you had mine in your yard

 

Dontcha

 

 

I used to breed Labs----but thats all in the past

 

Now I just flap my gums---- about dogs that are fast

 

Now mind its a secret-----dont tell anyone

 

cause every tom,dick and harry would do it-----and that would spoil my fun

 

 

AH dontcha wish your lurcher could catch a hare-----dont you wish my dog was standing there

 

Dontcha

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher could bang a fox----dontcha think your all a bunch of cocks

 

Dontcha

 

 

My dogs they bang rabbits----a hundred a night

 

Now your probably thinking -----that Jimb talks shite

 

Well let me assure you----its not pure bullshit

 

Cause I have high standards-----I'm not just a tit

 

 

Dontcha wish you breeders were just like me------Dontcha wish you only hunted on the PC

 

 

Dontcha

 

Dontcha wish your Lurcher could catch a Roe--------Dontcha wish your dogs wern't so slow

 

Dontcha

 

 

 

Repeat Chorus then fade out! :whistling:

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FFS undi... if only you looked at your collie hound dog now that story would be the oppisite...

 

Dontcha wish your dog was as bad as mine..

 

Dontcha wish your collie licked your balls all the time...

 

Dontcha wish your dog could catch rabbits ....DONTCHA

 

 

:clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:

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f**king quality lmfho :clapper::rofl::lol: undisputed after you have done your year skivying for the best dog in the world :db: put me down for it in it second year becouse it will off killed everything out where you go hunting so you whont need it anymore. :whistling::thumbs:

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Just to say cheers Jimb from me and behalf of over 90% of the bull lads for your wisdom in relation to our inferior sub standard dogs. If only you had come on this site earlier I could have saved myself years of heart ache, but thats all in the past now, I'm going to try and track down one of these honest dog men with the high standards you spoke about and see if I can persuade them to sell me a dog...no wait they dont sell them....erm maybe I could skivy for them for a year or two and when they see I'm serious they will train me in their ways so I to can have the best. As way saying thanks you inspired me to write this for you. Please take it in the spirit its meant :boogie:

 

 

Ok if you want to sing along its to the tune of the pussy cat dolls "Dontcha"

 

 

 

You know I'm the top man____it's easy to see

 

Thats why when anyone needs the best-------they're all over me

 

I've no time for losers-------or dogs that are shite

 

I only breed from best to best------and you know I'm right

 

A true running and sight hound is a collie greyhound case ended :victory::victory:

 

 

Chorus

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher was hot like mine

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher caught everytime

 

Dontcha

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher was really good

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher caught all your food

 

Dontcha

 

 

You know you want one----- its easy to see

 

Cause whenever you want a dog---- you keep phoning me

 

But that just wont happen------your clean out of luck

 

I only keep em for myself------so get to f**k

 

You know its a secret----not everyone knows

 

It's all in the breeding----its just the way it goes

 

 

Chorus

 

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher was the best-----dontcha wish your lurcher passed every test

 

Dontcha

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher worked really hard-----dontcha wish you had mine in your yard

 

Dontcha

 

 

I used to breed Labs----but thats all in the past

 

Now I just flap my gums---- about dogs that are fast

 

Now mind its a secret-----dont tell anyone

 

cause every tom,dick and harry would do it-----and that would spoil my fun

 

 

AH dontcha wish your lurcher could catch a hare-----dont you wish that life was fair

 

Dontcha

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher could bang a fox----dontcha think your all a bunch of cocks

 

Dontcha

 

 

Fade out! :whistling:

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FFS undi... if only you looked at your collie hound dog now that story would be the oppisite...

 

Dontcha wish your dog was as bad as mine..

 

Dontcha wish your collie licked your balls all the time...

 

Dontcha wish your dog could catch rabbits ....DONTCHA

 

 

:clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:[/quo

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f**king quality lmfho :clapper::rofl::lol: undisputed after you have done your year skivying for the best dog in the world :db: put me down for it in it second year becouse it will off killed everything out where you go hunting so you whont need it anymore. :whistling::thumbs:

 

 

I could only do that mate if you know the secret dog breeders handshake 8)

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Just to say cheers Jimb from me and behalf of over 90% of the bull lads for your wisdom in relation to our inferior sub standard dogs. If only you had come on this site earlier I could have saved myself years of heart ache, but thats all in the past now, I'm going to try and track down one of these honest dog men with the high standards you spoke about and see if I can persuade them to sell me a dog...no wait they dont sell them....erm maybe I could skivy for them for a year or two and when they see I'm serious they will train me in their ways so I to can have the best. As way saying thanks you inspired me to write this for you. Please take it in the spirit its meant :boogie:

 

 

Ok if you want to sing along its to the tune of the pussy cat dolls "Dontcha"

 

 

 

You know I'm the top man____it's easy to see

 

Thats why when anyone needs the best-------they're all over me

 

I've no time for losers-------or dogs that are shite

 

I only breed from best to best------and you know I'm right

 

 

Chorus

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher was hot like mine

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher caught everytime

 

Dontcha

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher was really good

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher caught all your food

 

Dontcha

 

 

You know you want one----- its easy to see

 

Cause whenever you want a dog---- you keep phoning me

 

But that just wont happen------your clean out of luck

 

I only keep em for myself------so get to f**k

 

You know its a secret----not everyone knows

 

It's all in the breeding----its just the way it goes

 

 

Chorus

 

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher was the best-----dontcha wish your lurcher passed every test

 

Dontcha

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher worked really hard-----dontcha wish you had mine in your yard

 

Dontcha

 

 

I used to breed Labs----but thats all in the past

 

Now I just flap my gums---- about dogs that are fast

 

Now mind its a secret-----dont tell anyone

 

cause every tom,dick and harry would do it-----and that would spoil my fun

 

 

AH dontcha wish your lurcher could catch a hare-----dont you wish that life was fair

 

Dontcha

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher could bang a fox----dontcha think your all a bunch of cocks

 

Dontcha

 

 

Fade out! :whistling:

 

 

That's got to be the best 1 yet Undisputed !!!

you never sees to amaze me ,, you have far to much time on your hands !!! :notworthy::notworthy::notworthy:

atb anytingoes !! :thumbs::toast:

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Just to say cheers Jimb from me and behalf of over 90% of the bull lads for your wisdom in relation to our inferior sub standard dogs. If only you had come on this site earlier I could have saved myself years of heart ache, but thats all in the past now, I'm going to try and track down one of these honest dog men with the high standards you spoke about and see if I can persuade them to sell me a dog...no wait they dont sell them....erm maybe I could skivy for them for a year or two and when they see I'm serious they will train me in their ways so I to can have the best. As way saying thanks you inspired me to write this for you. Please take it in the spirit its meant :boogie:

 

 

Ok if you want to sing along its to the tune of the pussy cat dolls "Dontcha"

 

 

 

You know I'm the top man____it's easy to see

 

Thats why when anyone needs the best-------they're all over me

 

I've no time for losers-------or dogs that are shite

 

I only breed from best to best------and you know I'm right

 

 

Chorus

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher was hot like mine

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher caught everytime

 

Dontcha

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher was really good

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher caught all your food

 

Dontcha

 

 

You know you want one----- its easy to see

 

Cause whenever you want a dog---- you keep phoning me

 

But that just wont happen------your clean out of luck

 

I only keep em for myself------so get to f**k

 

You know its a secret----not everyone knows

 

It's all in the breeding----its just the way it goes

 

 

Chorus

 

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher was the best-----dontcha wish your lurcher passed every test

 

Dontcha

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher worked really hard-----dontcha wish you had mine in your yard

 

Dontcha

 

 

I used to breed Labs----but thats all in the past

 

Now I just flap my gums---- about dogs that are fast

 

Now mind its a secret-----dont tell anyone

 

cause every tom,dick and harry would do it-----and that would spoil my fun

 

 

AH dontcha wish your lurcher could catch a hare-----dont you wish that life was fair

 

Dontcha

 

Dontcha wish your lurcher could bang a fox----dontcha think your all a bunch of cocks

 

Dontcha

 

 

Fade out! :whistling:

 

 

That's got to be the best 1 yet Undisputed !!!

you never sees to amaze me ,, you have far to much time on your hands !!! :notworthy::notworthy::notworthy:

atb anytingoes !! :thumbs::toast:

 

 

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