hunting joke

[kx100 66]

Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck."

 

So the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe."

 

So the third hunter says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see."

 

So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"

 

 

 

cheers kx100

[whippeter69 88]

Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck."

 

So the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe."

 

So the third hunter says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see."

 

So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"

 

 

 

cheers kx100

lol that one made me spit tea over the key board

[Guest JohnGalway]

Two blondes are out for a walk in the countryside. They see some tracks, the first one says they must be rabbit tracks, no, no, says the other ones they are fox tracks. They're still arguing over it when the train hits them

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[Guest Mass_G3nocide]

LOL

[jeppi 49]

good one

[The one 8,594]

:clapper:

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