mistwalker 0 Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Scottish Romance Who said Scots Romance is dead! These are REAL ADS from the lonely-hearts column. Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel. Box 09/08 Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered. Box06/03 Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in beer, cigarettes, Celtic football club and starting scraps on Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82 . Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by long-time fiancée seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box /41 Ginger-haired Paisley troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more Box 84/87 Artistic Edinburgh woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential. Box 12/32 Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions. References required. No timewasters. Box 3/45 Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old b*****d living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old blonde lady with big chest. Box 40/27 Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering dogs in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon. Box 52/07 Attractive brunette, Maryhill area, winner of Miss Wrangler competition at Frampton's Nightclub, Maryhill, in September 1978, seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry, for long nights spent comfort-drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please! Box 30/41 Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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macberran 2 Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Aye now the Bistro in Stirlings shut , this is what they have too do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by long-time fiancéeseeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box /41 In my defence, i did place that a while ago....... Things have improved since Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zap 4 Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm liked this one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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