WONT BELIEVE YOUR EYES

[ianrob 2]

What a cruel lot you are on here, and not very educated in the dark arts. It's fairly obvious to anyone whose eyes aren't painted on, that this guy is a master of the guild of pink clothespeg leaf snarers. Their purpose, by means of guile and espionage, is to preserve wildlife, by denying land to the capable. To render weapons unusable, and to signal their success to other guild members with a symbol of their creed.

By denying use of the little rimmy, and ruining molecatching for two months, then openly displaying contempt for you by displaying the pink clothspeg leaf snare, the symbol of a master leaf snarer, this man is indeed an awsome grand master.

 

So what your saying is hes going for the humane way of preserving his stock of rabbits for the future generations?

 

No mole catcher, I'm saying the guy's a tosser, with a hint of sarcasm on my part.

[moley 115]

From the look of that snare he's after gay pixies.

and whats wrong with trying to snare gay pixies ?

[mole catcher 1]

with a hint of sarcasm on my part.

 

 

NO, realy

[comanche 2,799]

From the look of that snare he's after gay pixies.

and whats wrong with trying to snare gay pixies ?

Apart from the fact that they are protected under the 1996 Protection of Wild Mammals Act (sub section 66,Etheral beings of sexual ambiguity) you mean?

Well obviously being gay they have quite a low reproduction rate and are therefore becoming rare. Also ,suppose a fox were to visit the snares. It would be quite distressing for a child to find nothing but little doll-like heads in the wires

[bagforthebadgers 0]

Honestly guys, thats the best set snare I have ever seen!

Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh dear!

[Dowen Pest Control Solutions 0]

Priceless need i say more molecatcher

[zig zag wanderer 0]

Can we mention gay pixies if we can't mention poached eggs and Enoch Powell ??

 

P.S. anyone for a bent banana and a potatoe with a willy?

[comanche 2,799]

Can we mention gay pixies if we can't mention poached eggs and Enoch Powell ??

 

P.S. anyone for a bent banana and a potatoe with a willy?

We may mention them ,but as they have been added to schedule 9 of the Wildlife and Countryside Act we must not allow any more to escape into the wild. Even though they come under the 1996 Wild mammals Act there is no specific law preventing us from pulling their legs off and roasting them over a slow fire Apache style or having sex with them whilst driving.