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How long now i know its close, have you got the grannys organised to drop everything & see to the other kids :laugh:

 

Nine days left till the due date Kay, any time now! :laugh:

 

Had any braxton hicks yet , there a laxative i can tell you :laugh:

I haven't had any Kay, but the wife has........ :laugh: :laugh:

 

Yes she's had a few! :laugh:

I remember when i went into labour i had been timing the contractions and they were 3 mins apart, so rang the hospital & they said come in , what a fiasco :laugh:

 

First the car wouldnt start, so as we didnt have a torch i had to stand with a standard lamp in one hand & hold up the car bonnet with the other as the stick thing had broke :laugh: i was in pain , he was as much use as a chocolate fireguard, sorted the car out , then narrowly missed hitting a deer going across the chase :laugh:

 

 

By this time i was howling in the back of the car , he was speeding & hitting every bump in the road as it was a mini :laugh: it was funny though i must admit , they said i wasnt in labour when i got to hospital but braxton hicks , i was savage :laugh:

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I remember when i went into labour i had been timing the contractions and they were 3 mins apart, so rang the hospital & they said come in , what a fiasco :laugh:

 

First the car wouldnt start, so as we didnt have a torch i had to stand with a standard lamp in one hand & hold up the car bonnet with the other as the stick thing had broke :laugh: i was in pain , he was as much use as a chocolate fireguard, sorted the car out , then narrowly missed hitting a deer going across the chase :laugh:

 

 

By this time i was howling in the back of the car , he was speeding & hitting every bump in the road as it was a mini :laugh: it was funny though i must admit , they said i wasnt in labour when i got to hospital but braxton hicks , i was savage :laugh:

 

:laugh: Sounds like you had a rough time of it then Kay! :laugh:

 

I bet there was a black thundercloud hanging over that mini, all the way back home! :laugh:

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I remember when i went into labour i had been timing the contractions and they were 3 mins apart, so rang the hospital & they said come in , what a fiasco :laugh:

 

First the car wouldnt start, so as we didnt have a torch i had to stand with a standard lamp in one hand & hold up the car bonnet with the other as the stick thing had broke :laugh: i was in pain , he was as much use as a chocolate fireguard, sorted the car out , then narrowly missed hitting a deer going across the chase :laugh:

 

 

By this time i was howling in the back of the car , he was speeding & hitting every bump in the road as it was a mini :laugh: it was funny though i must admit , they said i wasnt in labour when i got to hospital but braxton hicks , i was savage :laugh:

 

:laugh: Sounds like you had a rough time of it then Kay! :laugh:

 

I bet there was a black thundercloud hanging over that mini, all the way back home! :laugh:

 

well he kept asking me if i was ok :laugh: the air was very blue as i rolled round the back of the car in agony, then he said '' do you want a sweet'' :toast: god love him the useless lump :laugh:

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Thanks for the offer kay,but its got to be boiled sweets that are sucked or my ears pop :D

 

Only when your up in the air :laugh:

I find chewing chewing gum helps more! :D

 

I dont fly mal once was enough :laugh:

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when my lad was being born i left my girlfriend at the hospital.went back to get me mum and got a police chase with her sat beside me shouting and screaming to pull over, :rolleyes: and miss my lad being born,no way

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Thanks for the offer kay,but its got to be boiled sweets that are sucked or my ears pop :D

 

Only when your up in the air :laugh:

I find chewing chewing gum helps more! :D

 

I dont fly mal once was enough :laugh:

I didnt think you got the altitude on a broomstick kay :D

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Thanks for the offer kay,but its got to be boiled sweets that are sucked or my ears pop :D

 

Only when your up in the air :laugh:

I find chewing chewing gum helps more! :D

 

I dont fly mal once was enough :laugh:

I didnt think you got the altitude on a broomstick kay :D

 

Your very brave today :laugh:

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