nice bird, lol

[Kay 3,709]

How long now i know its close, have you got the grannys organised to drop everything & see to the other kids

 

Nine days left till the due date Kay, any time now!

 

Had any braxton hicks yet , there a laxative i can tell you

I haven't had any Kay, but the wife has........ :laugh:

 

Yes she's had a few!

I remember when i went into labour i had been timing the contractions and they were 3 mins apart, so rang the hospital & they said come in , what a fiasco

 

First the car wouldnt start, so as we didnt have a torch i had to stand with a standard lamp in one hand & hold up the car bonnet with the other as the stick thing had broke i was in pain , he was as much use as a chocolate fireguard, sorted the car out , then narrowly missed hitting a deer going across the chase

 

 

By this time i was howling in the back of the car , he was speeding & hitting every bump in the road as it was a mini it was funny though i must admit , they said i wasnt in labour when i got to hospital but braxton hicks , i was savage

[Malt 379]

I remember when i went into labour i had been timing the contractions and they were 3 mins apart, so rang the hospital & they said come in , what a fiasco

 

First the car wouldnt start, so as we didnt have a torch i had to stand with a standard lamp in one hand & hold up the car bonnet with the other as the stick thing had broke i was in pain , he was as much use as a chocolate fireguard, sorted the car out , then narrowly missed hitting a deer going across the chase

 

 

By this time i was howling in the back of the car , he was speeding & hitting every bump in the road as it was a mini it was funny though i must admit , they said i wasnt in labour when i got to hospital but braxton hicks , i was savage

 

Sounds like you had a rough time of it then Kay!

 

I bet there was a black thundercloud hanging over that mini, all the way back home!

[Kay 3,709]

I remember when i went into labour i had been timing the contractions and they were 3 mins apart, so rang the hospital & they said come in , what a fiasco

 

First the car wouldnt start, so as we didnt have a torch i had to stand with a standard lamp in one hand & hold up the car bonnet with the other as the stick thing had broke i was in pain , he was as much use as a chocolate fireguard, sorted the car out , then narrowly missed hitting a deer going across the chase

 

 

By this time i was howling in the back of the car , he was speeding & hitting every bump in the road as it was a mini it was funny though i must admit , they said i wasnt in labour when i got to hospital but braxton hicks , i was savage

 

Sounds like you had a rough time of it then Kay!

 

I bet there was a black thundercloud hanging over that mini, all the way back home!

 

well he kept asking me if i was ok the air was very blue as i rolled round the back of the car in agony, then he said '' do you want a sweet'' god love him the useless lump

[mackem 29,522]

Do you want a sweet?How old were you kay

[Kay 3,709]

Do you want a sweet?How old were you kay

 

i was about 21 i think

[mackem 29,522]

The last time anyone offered me a sweet I was descending to land at heathrow

[Kay 3,709]

The last time anyone offered me a sweet I was descending to land at heathrow

 

I would give you my last Rolo

[mackem 29,522]

Thanks for the offer kay,but its got to be boiled sweets that are sucked or my ears pop

[Kay 3,709]

Thanks for the offer kay,but its got to be boiled sweets that are sucked or my ears pop

 

Only when your up in the air

[Malt 379]

Thanks for the offer kay,but its got to be boiled sweets that are sucked or my ears pop

 

Only when your up in the air

I find chewing chewing gum helps more!

[Kay 3,709]

Thanks for the offer kay,but its got to be boiled sweets that are sucked or my ears pop

 

Only when your up in the air

I find chewing chewing gum helps more!

 

I dont fly mal once was enough

[Guest cattledogman]

when my lad was being born i left my girlfriend at the hospital.went back to get me mum and got a police chase with her sat beside me shouting and screaming to pull over, and miss my lad being born,no way

[mackem 29,522]

Thanks for the offer kay,but its got to be boiled sweets that are sucked or my ears pop

 

Only when your up in the air

I find chewing chewing gum helps more!

 

I dont fly mal once was enough

I didnt think you got the altitude on a broomstick kay

[Malt 379]

I dont fly mal once was enough

I don't fly much Kay, I hate it!

 

...well it's not so much the flying I'm scared of!

[Kay 3,709]

Thanks for the offer kay,but its got to be boiled sweets that are sucked or my ears pop

 

Only when your up in the air

I find chewing chewing gum helps more!

 

I dont fly mal once was enough

I didnt think you got the altitude on a broomstick kay

 

Your very brave today