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Jock takes his wife to casualty.

She's got no teeth, a broken nose and two black eyes.

Docter says "what happened ?"

Jock says "she's been going through the change"

Docter says "that does'nt happen with the change"

Jock replies "it does when its in my f*&^%%$g pocket" :tongue2:

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:clapper::clapper: nice 1 ricky--------------------post 4 might get a tug though :whistling:

A big hairy biker sat at the bar,when in walks this blonde may i take this seat,

and parks herself next to the biker.

The biker goes you smell nice"

"blonde goes Channel NO5, you don't smell to bad yourself"

"oh it called a hardon but i didn't know you could smell it"

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