jack_russels. 6 Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 am i [bANNED TEXT] to say women dont fart .........its bullshit my missus farted on my leg i was out like a flash dogs ran i ran devorce papers on pillow is it [bANNED TEXT] or is it wrong .......???????????????????????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lonedigga 22 Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 You're half right,they don't fart (in front of you) till you marry them! once they've got that ring on their finger though f****ng look out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moggs 18 Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 am i [bANNED TEXT] to say women dont fart .........its bullshit my missus farted on my leg i was out like a flash dogs ran i ran devorce papers on pillow is it [bANNED TEXT] or is it wrong .......???????????????????????? Mine only farts in her sleep, real fking raspers too, thats why i love working nights. Fanny farts alot too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 You're half right,they don't fart (in front of you) till you marry them! once they've got that ring on their finger though f****ng look out hisent that the truth . ..john Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 The wife calls em love puffs, except when its me doing em, then I get an elbow in the ribs .... she says I snore too ... silly woman .. they are my grunts of dreaming passion of her ... that didn't wash with her too ... ahhh the joys Quote Link to post Share on other sites
killemall 1 Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Your a sick man jr i reckon you have a fetish for the likes of that ! ever hear the saying women should be seen and not heard haha no offence ladies its just i doubt any ladies ar going to come on hear and prove me wrong and actually openly admit they fart? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack_russels. 6 Posted June 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 lollollollololol terrierman i dont think they will either hahahahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
killemall 1 Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Ah but jr once one does they all will ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest coney catcher99 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 women can be stink .I was once with a woman a dirty oul yolk and she farted in the bed and tried to stick me head ubder the quilt. :sick: Jesus that girl stank and i made me excuses and never laid eyes on her stinky bum again dirty c**t what did you end up doing fighting her of f*****g her??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Mine farts as well as the best of them! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack_russels. 6 Posted June 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 LOL MINGING LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest david1976 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 You're half right,they don't fart (in front of you) till you marry them! once they've got that ring on their finger though f****ng look out ooohhhhh nnnnooooooooooooo i'm getting married at the end of the month!!!!!! Better get clothes pegs on the gift list Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AIRGUNNER 1 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Funnaily enough i was lying in bed with my new misses this morning half asleep and heard this one hell of roar and thought to myself you dirty bitch and just sniggered and she moans at me for talking in my sleep (pot calling the kettle black) . I still did'nt kick her out of bed for it though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fitz 14 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 women can be stink .I was once with a woman a dirty oul yolk and she farted in the bed and tried to stick me head ubder the quilt. :sick: Jesus that girl stank and i made me excuses and never laid eyes on her stinky bum again dirty c**t what did you end up doing fighting her of f*****g her??? luckily i was already after emptying the contents of my school bag all over the place so i legged it Legged it? Yeah right, into the toilet to clean up and back for more :sick: I know you too well. ha ha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Knifebar 0 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Sorry for farting It squeesed from my bum Down the leg of my trousers And out with a musical hum! LOL Knifebar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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