dickyboy 1 Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 A Scouser was sitting in a bar at lunch time, he was a big guy 6'5" 18 stone bald head, bent nose etc supping at a pint A very well dressd gay man walked in and went over to the scouser, he lent forward and whispered "i'll give you the best blowjob of your life" With this the scouser stood up, sending his stool flying, grabbed the gay man and beat him all the way across the pub and kicked him into the street when he sat down again the bar man said "joe, you've been drinking here everyday for 20 years what on earth did he say to make you do that?" The scouser replied "I dunno but something about getting a job" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 What do you call a Scouser in a suit? The Defendant. What do you calla Scouser in a Rolls Royce? A car thief. Anyone Liverpudlians get upset about these, please rember the "Famous Liverpool sense of humour"! Yours in jest, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DUCKWING 302 Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 HOW CAN YOU TELL WHICH IS THE BRIDE AT A SCOUSERS WEDDING ???????? SHES THE ONE IN THE WHITE SHELLSUIT ALL THE BEST DUCKWING Quote Link to post Share on other sites
earth&hounds 94 Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 HOW CAN YOU TELL WHICH IS THE BRIDE AT A SCOUSERS WEDDING ???????? SHES THE ONE IN THE WHITE SHELLSUIT ALL THE BEST DUCKWING do they still where them things Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,974 Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Come on lads, we know you've got a good sense of humour so give em some come backs A scouse lad on another forum come out with one that tickled me 'if I wanted to listen to an arsehole i'd fart!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scouse 0 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 those jokes are funny but while your on the pc we're all outside robbing your wheeltrims !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
masmiffy 82 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Hey a novice scouser just the wheeltrims ................. bonus!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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