Guest traceyg Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Had a really funny email today about affairs this one i found really funny what do you think The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying b*****d! You've been playing golf!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
xx-georgia-xx 15 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Had a really funny email today about affairs this one i found really funny what do you think The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying b*****d! You've been playing golf!' LMAO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 see, even when he tells the truth a man is a liar lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 I like it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretess 230 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
masmiffy 82 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Mrs would never believe me I dont play golf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 i like it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WHITEYrs4 29 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Very good :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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